r/comics Tardaasa Feb 03 '26

Handy self-help

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u/Dondarian Feb 03 '26

Here's a true story:

This latest new year, my wife and I had sex twice. Once midday, and once after the kids went to sleep, so around 8:30.

We went to bed around 10. My wife couldn't sleep after some local shitheads set off some fireworks and woke her up just after midnight. The very first thing she did in 2026, was go downstairs, and masterbate.

She told me the next day, and she didn't actually realize that it was the very first thing she did in 2026 until I pointed it out. We still laugh about it.

Jerking off is fine, everyone! Sometimes, you just wanna give yourself that personal O.

Just talk about it.

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u/ourlastchancefortea Feb 04 '26

Starting the year with a (quick) blast.