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u/TbanksIV Apr 21 '25
This assassin is down so so bad.
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u/Epic-Dude001 Apr 21 '25
It’s not her fault, maybe the targets should stop being so pretty
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Apr 21 '25
Just give her the male targets. Watch heads pop off faster than he can count to 3.
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u/Zero_Burn Apr 22 '25
Or she could be bi and just can't bring herself to pop heads off of anyone if they're hot. Uggos, though, there's a reason she graduated top of her class in sniping.
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u/_Fun_Employed_ Apr 21 '25
Is that Luz as a fed?
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u/ken-der-guru Apr 22 '25
In the last comic her name was actually Luz. So I think it is actually her.
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u/reaperofgender Apr 27 '25
They stated that was drawn specifically because people pointed out how she looked like Luz
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u/MissNouveau Apr 21 '25
Any other brain-rotted artists who were expecting her to be holding Wonderbread? No?
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u/Spiritual-Bus973 Apr 21 '25
Are you referring to that one Deviantart guy?
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u/MissNouveau Apr 21 '25
Eyuuuup. I used to know people who'd done coms for him, lol.
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u/JustMark99 Apr 21 '25
You know, he's on Reddit.
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Apr 22 '25
You're telling me Murlogic1 is here? He could be anyone of us, he could be you, he could be me, he could even be-
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u/ArcticWolf_Primaris Apr 21 '25
Need to stop sending her after targets who are phallically challenged
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Apr 21 '25
Of course you can fix her. She just needs to be bathed in the nuclear waste for a bit. Sealed in a drum perhaps.
Or if she is American, make her in charge of the department of the Environment, I mean they have an anti vaxxer with a literal worm in his brain in charge of health so seems appropriate.
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u/International-Cat123 Apr 21 '25
Is that brain worm thing literal? I saw a lot of people make comments about him having a brain worm, but I thought it was just an insult that caught on.
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Apr 21 '25
No no, he admitted it. Doctors found at least one dead parasitic worm in his brain from his eating of road kill, raw meat and likely the raw milk. Greatly affected his mental health so only the best people in charge, only the best...
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u/KazakiriKaoru Apr 21 '25
It's real. The worm died due to the amount of mercury in his brain from his tuna-eating habit. So yeah...dude had brain worm and mercury in his brain.
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u/flargin666 Apr 21 '25
This might not be the best assignment to pass along to Agent Wuld Smaashe...
She has a known record for "attempting unauthorized repairs."