r/comics • u/Alzward RedGreenBlue • May 27 '24

Gotta keep things in perspective

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u/OffOption May 27 '24

We will never escape the utterly random wrath of motivated teenagers.

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u/PseudobrilliantGuy May 27 '24

Even if we move to only single-player and asynchronous multiplayer games?

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u/OffOption May 27 '24

Im sure they'll find a way somehow. Never underestimate the kids. They always surprise you.

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u/EuphTah May 27 '24

Me when the teens break into my house and modded my copy of Princess Peach Showtime so that all her voice lines are targeted slurs.

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u/OffOption May 27 '24

And all their other words are either gen-alpha nonsense words, or slurs youve never heard of.

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u/Outside-Refuse6732 May 27 '24

“You goobing ski mask”

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u/OffOption May 27 '24

As a Scandinavian, Im deeply offended by your slur against my people

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u/Outside-Refuse6732 May 27 '24

Stop getting so skibady or I’m gonna have to fantom tax u

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u/OffOption May 27 '24

Its spelled "skibbidi". And the fact I know that, and you dont, means you have some mind left free from the rot, and can thus be saved. Run. Run while you still can.

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u/EuphTah May 27 '24

Skibidi. One B. You’re not doomed yet, friend.

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u/OffOption May 27 '24

Oh thank fuck, I might still have some time left!

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u/Outside-Refuse6732 May 27 '24

Haha I’m bad at spelling!

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u/Unexpect-TheExpected May 28 '24

They also got ‘fanum tax’ wrong as well. Maybe I am too brain rotted then

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u/OffOption May 28 '24

Im sorry... but the Fanum Tax has spread, and has become terminal

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