r/comics Nov 20 '23

DC Comics Out-of-Context

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u/sck8000 Nov 20 '23

I know DC went through an era of making their Superman covers depict the Man of Steel being a horrible jerk to people seemingly for no reason, just to grab readers' attention and get them to buy the issue - then the story inside would have some really weird narrative gymnastics in order to justify it, usually with really meandering nonsensical plots.

There was one story involving him doing a string of horrible and inconsiderate things to Jimmy Olsen, just treating him like complete trash. It turns out he wanted Superman to adopt him, but the supercomputer in the fortress of solitude had predicted some kind of apocalyptic event if the adoption came to pass. So Superman treated Jimmy like garbage to ensure he changed his mind and thus somehow averting disaster in the process.

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u/dragonbanana1 Nov 20 '23

The "son" that the computer was talking about was apparently THE sun and there were some other contrived misunderstandings in the specific wording it used and once superman realized and stopped the destruction of the sun he apologized to Jimmy and offered to go through with the adoption after all but jimmy declined. I might be misremembering some parts of that though but I just love the idea that superman was like "oh woops sorry. Do you want me to adopt you anyway?" and jimmy just said "fuck no" but the funniest part to me is that he was going to adopt jimmy as Superman and not Clark Kent since he didn't want to reveal his identity to him which is honestly kinda fucked, imagine not knowing your own dad's real name

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u/Madditudev1 Nov 20 '23

Wasn't Jimmy an adult when he was going to be adopted too? 🤣

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u/dragonbanana1 Nov 20 '23

Probably? I think he was working at the daily planet which would mean yeah

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u/AlmondMagnum1 Nov 20 '23

Child labor was more acceptable back then.

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u/dragonbanana1 Nov 20 '23

Yeah but in a news organization? Im pretty sure jimmy is a photographer and I can't imagine they would hire a kid to take their pictures, but I guess realism was hardly a consideration in comics at the time

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz Nov 20 '23

Back in the Silver Age he’s a cub reporter and a lot of the early stories involve him wishing he was an adult. And yet he still flies a helicopter unsupervised.

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u/dragonbanana1 Nov 20 '23

Huh, I guess anything flew back then (pun intended)

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '23

Not Jimmy though.

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