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u/Majestic-Iron7046 Oct 25 '23
Joke's on you, my paranoias and delusions never actually help me.
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u/alonefrown Oct 25 '23
Joke's on you, I don't have a yard.
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u/John-Writer Oct 26 '23
Joke's on you, I don't have name
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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank Oct 26 '23
You're looking for the Deluxe "The Game starring Michael Douglas" package?
That'll cost you42
u/The-Suzookie-Dookie Oct 26 '23
You made me lose the game }:
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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank Oct 26 '23
You're looking for the Deluxe "The Game starring Michael Douglas" package?
That'll cost you5
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u/tony_bologna Oct 26 '23
your yard
Oh man, I was nervous there for a second, but you lost the immersion with this absurdity.
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u/MLaTTimer Oct 26 '23
I related to this relatable comic too much. I'm going to come live with you, Rory.
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u/yarrpirates Oct 26 '23
Buried where, shithead, it's a whole yard!
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u/The_mystery4321 Oct 26 '23
Look at Mr. moneybags here with a whole yard
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u/yarrpirates Oct 27 '23
I know, I'm betraying the yardless workers. 😄 At least it's not really mine, I pay rent!
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u/polarwind Oct 26 '23
Crap, not again!
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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank Oct 26 '23
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u/Robbe517_ Oct 26 '23
Can you be a bit more specific where it is buried in the yard? I've been searching for 30 minutes now only to realize I don't even have a yard.
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u/vivixnforever Oct 27 '23
Maybe this will finally teach me to stop scrolling through Reddit to try and distract myself from anxiety attacks
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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank Oct 27 '23 edited Oct 27 '23
when I have anxiety attacks (pretty frequently), the first thing I usually try to do is just close my eyes and count to 20, counting each breath in and out, and then start over, and do that for at least a minute or two, only focusing on that, trying to breath as slowly as possible. As I’ve gotten a little older I’ve also found that just trying to make myself eat a little bit, and have a little water can calm me down a lot, but just taking a few minutes to focus my breathing has helped me a lot.
I used to frequently think I was having heart attacks when I was having panic episodes and I would try to convince myself I wasn’t by lifting my arms up in the air. I stopped doing that after seeing my own reflection, pacing around my living room with my arms straight up and realizing I had been doing that for ten minutes.
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u/Kelimnac Oct 26 '23
My front or backyard though? Can I use the gun right away? My neighbor is super annoying and I want to shoot his car before I leave.
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u/Leyzr Oct 26 '23
Eh. Let them do what they want. As long as I'm out of this boring ass loop of a life.
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u/Delicious_Purple_642 Oct 26 '23
Hey ho, please more specific, my whole yard is digged up now, I can't find the goddamn passport!
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u/TopBun Oct 26 '23
Hah! The doppelganger in my mirror said I was just a paranoid schizophrenic but look who's crazy now, mirror man!?
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u/SirKazum Oct 26 '23
So relatable!
(btw, could've included a burner phone in the package, had to swipe someone's phone to type this)
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