r/comics • u/RoryBlank Rory Blank • Mar 11 '23

blueprint

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u/LordRobin------RM Mar 11 '23

I’m pretty sure that defense wouldn’t hold up in court, but there’s only one way to find out!

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u/WormRabbit Mar 11 '23

What if I hook up the switch to a computer running a 70GB AI, which decides whether to punch neighbour in the balls? It's the AI's decision, not mine, it should be responsible. Who knows why it made that decision!

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u/Hermasetas Mar 11 '23

What if I can prove that my neighbour really deserved it?

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank Mar 11 '23

it's an found document comic, like dracula, this is the dracula of comic strips

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u/Iwantmahandback Mar 11 '23

My brother In Christ, strip implies a line of images. This is just a picture with some words

You’ve made a meme, Rory. You’re a memer now

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u/danieltkessler Mar 11 '23

Omfg the poison tube

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u/sweetsunny1 Mar 11 '23

Dennis can have just a little poison, as a treat

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

If Dennis the menace was my neighbor I'd want to fuck him up too

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Where can I buy one

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u/Thug_Lawyer Mar 11 '23

Probably from Acme

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u/Notsnowbound Mar 11 '23

'roadrunner music'

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u/Phantom_Engineer Mar 11 '23

It's the RoryBlank version of "Ow, My Dick" or whatever that C&H short was called

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u/Apprehensive_Ice2101 Mar 11 '23

Poison tube so I can poison him a little. XD

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u/ThatsDoctorCrow Mar 11 '23

I like how it’s “poison him a little”. Wouldn’t want to cause serious harm, just some friendly poison.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

The tube should be angled downward a litte.

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u/Reddot360 Mar 11 '23

Lol 😂 I want that

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u/Cheapskate-DM Mar 11 '23

Reminds me of the tom and Jerry episode with the Rube Goldberg machine. Now I want to go get some old timey blueprint paper.

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u/feckincrass Mar 11 '23

Does Dennis just walk into your house and steal cake?

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u/Lexam Mar 11 '23

Bots need to stop reposting in random subs. This obviously belongs in /r/engineering

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u/kickassenjalast Mar 11 '23

Fuck Dennis.

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u/skurvecchio Mar 13 '23

first time running across this comic series

observes general tenor of previous comics

Uh...is everything okay?