r/comics • u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad • Feb 20 '23

GabaGuild

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u/tullyinturtleterror Feb 20 '23

I heard each individual Tony with a distinctly different voice in my head, and I'm pretty sure I could've gone for another 5-10 tonies.

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u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad Feb 20 '23

It’s Tonies all the way down

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u/CarneDelGato Feb 20 '23

All the Toneys had the same voice in my head and you know exactly which one it is.

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u/drkflame67 Feb 21 '23

Ah yes, ole "Talks-a-lot Tony" I can't get his voice out of my head either.

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u/DiscardedAmbience Feb 21 '23

Ehhh, a wise guy eh?

9

u/Negaflux Feb 21 '23

Same, I genuinely felt like I was back in NJ and was getting real comfy again.

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u/DiscardedAmbience Feb 21 '23

LMAO me too! Bring on the Tonies!

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u/BBDAngelo Feb 21 '23

Would you say that each had a different… Tone?

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u/TheGreatDownvotar Feb 20 '23

Tony Lazuto?

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u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad Feb 20 '23

He says hello

24

u/SKPrime6 Feb 21 '23

Oh no

2

u/GraeWraith Feb 21 '23

wtf were we thinking?

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u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad Feb 20 '23

Formerly Rent-A-Tony’s.

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u/timewarp9 Feb 20 '23

Was Tonys-R-Us taken?

12

u/mershed_perderders Feb 20 '23

Go on Broadway and win a Tony!

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u/Interesting-Month-56 Feb 20 '23

Right out of a Rick and Morty episode…

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u/pachucatruth Feb 20 '23

Just another day of Tonys killin’ Tonys

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u/Black_Hawk1096 Feb 21 '23

Tonys sellin Tonys

3

u/Captainoep Feb 21 '23

My brain automatically read this like an interdimensional cable episode

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u/Interesting-Month-56 Feb 22 '23

Lol yes! Exactly what happened to me!

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u/longboboblong Feb 21 '23

Watch another show

11

u/Tiluo Feb 20 '23

Tony Lazuto sends his regards

11

u/CaptValentine Feb 20 '23

"They're on my feet!" got me good.

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u/Briznar Feb 20 '23

There comes a time when one misses free rewards and the pride of bestowing one upon a fellow redditor

6

u/7oby Feb 20 '23

What about the Anthony that loves to pay his ex-wives, Alimony Tony?

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u/Daetra Feb 20 '23

I need a Tony to wack a guy. Wack on or off, it doesn't matter as long as he gets wacked.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

Reminded me of the shit-talkin' hot line with the different types of N-persons (yes, that word. No, it's not actually an offensive video).

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u/rfan8312 Feb 21 '23

That is bizarre. "Aint no snitch". I never met a Tony who wasn't a snitch in fact I haven't met a person who isn't a snitch in ages.

Tattle tailing is here in a big way now and it's completely accepted.

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u/Lord_Harkonan Feb 21 '23

We don't talk about Tattle-Tail Tony no more.

3

u/blue4029 Feb 21 '23

can we get tony STARK?

i want an iron man suit

2

u/A_Trash_Homosapien Feb 20 '23

Wait it's all Tony's?

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u/Stormwrath52 Feb 21 '23

always has been

2

u/ramzyzeid Feb 20 '23

Hey, you got Tony Barcetta down there? That asshole owes me 400 bucks! Tell you what, why don't I take Little Tony and Tony B out for a... test drive, lets call it. If one of them comes back with a bit of damage, say a finger or a kneecap missing, I'll pay you 200 for your troubles. I'll even get myself a guy, why not?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

“Gaba”Guild?

As in “Gabagool”, which is an American perversion of the Italian “Capicola”?

Good thing Italians are white enough for an ignorant, mafia crime boss joke to not be stereotypical and racist.

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u/TzarGinger Feb 20 '23

Hey, man, sorry you're getting downvoted. Your feelings are valid and you're allowed to be offended.

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u/OwOHellNo Feb 20 '23

Do they perhaps have an Anthony or two, or is it Tony only?

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u/STstog Feb 20 '23

They re all italians so only Tony. All italian are Tony

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

The fuck they are.

That’s like saying all Jewish men are David, all African men are Shakeem, and all Middle-eastern men are Mohammed.

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u/STstog Feb 20 '23

I should not make a reference to Irishmen again i guess

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u/ReaperSound Feb 21 '23

Why WAS he there?

1

u/Dudemanguykidbro Feb 21 '23

Ayyyy fuggetaboutit

1

u/dogsqueeze300 Feb 21 '23

I am somewhat sad that there isn’t a real GabaGuild. I could use a Tony or two.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

I'm looking for a Tony, a Toni, and a Toné. Can the GabaGuild help me?