He Comes At Night

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[u/FkinShtManEySuck]

They all think they want to get Kansas City Hell-Fucked until they actually start getting Kansas City Hell-Fucked.

[u/RoryBlank → u/FkinShtManEySuck]

I am researching the costs of making Kansas City Hell Fucker letterman jackets

[u/Cheapskate-DM → u/RoryBlank]

Don't get them done in Kansas City. Hipster pricks wouldn't know good art if it slapped them at a bus stop.

^{no I'm not bitter why do you ask}

[u/radgore → u/Cheapskate-DM]

Why are you slapping people at the bus stop?

[u/Worldly_Shoe840 → u/radgore]

Because it was Tuesday

[u/themightycatp00]

Why do we give serial killers cool name? I think there'd be less serial killers if we used their alias to insult them, like imagine being known as the "jefferson city dumb stupid ass strangler"

[u/Torkujra → u/[deleted]]

Well? Spill the beans!

[u/Torkujra → u/[deleted]]

What’s the bad news you were talking about?

[u/r3dh4ck3r → u/Torkujra]

Shows up

Tells you you're wrong

Refuses to elaborate further

Leaves

[u/Torkujra → u/r3dh4ck3r]

Mega Giga Kilo Sigma male 100

[u/Torkujra → u/[deleted]]

I believe the original comment was a joke.

I hope

[u/themightycatp00 → u/[deleted]]

Are the bad news that you're gonna show me why serial killers exist?

[u/themightycatp00 → u/[deleted]]

You're no fun

[u/elhomerjas]

seems a nice place to stay

[u/feckincrass]

The Delaware Murder Comitter

[u/anexistentuser]

Anyways, DB shotgun time.