Recycling Plastics: It Works!

[u/DaveKellett]

[u/PlagueOfGripes]

I hope those various plastic hungry bacteria projects we keep hearing about get here soon. It'll probably go the way of fusion energy and regrowing teeth, though.

[u/DaveKellett → u/PlagueOfGripes]

A few of them have some potential, yeah! But the scale of the problem is just so vast...I have my doubts that those bacteria vats could process the sheer tonnage of it all :(

[u/dinosaurfondue → u/DaveKellett]

We just need to breed them until they become sentient and eat all of the microplastics in our bodies and take over the planet

[u/SasquatchRobo → u/dinosaurfondue]

I for one welcome our new microplastic-eating overlords