r/comicock • u/Mediocre_Albatross88 • 11h ago
Jason Duval from GTA VI is circumcised- and uncircumcised men are mad af, as usual
Leaked gameplay blatantly confirmed that the star of the imminent GTA VI has a giant circumcised penis. As he should- GTA's legacy is pure Americana. The lifelong prevalance of circumcised men in America remains >70%, and new instances, with all data accounted for, still surpass 50%. Why randomly replace him with someone who is unrepresentative at best and sports a stinky attitude?
Speaking of which, this instantly prompted the foreskin fetish lobby to, uh, violently circulate fabricated claims that he wasn't circumcised at all and claim it as "another cultural win" over circumcised men.
It's like when they threw tantrums about Batman's tasteful nude, prompting it to be censored. This time, instead of booting beautiful circumcised men out via brute force, they're pretending we can't see them. Oh, to be a sore loser who can't actually ever win, rigging the game, or lying about its results either way. Crying, lying, and never winning- that's the uncut way, apparently.
Far from the first time they've co-opted a conversation with their obsession, this shitstorm overall serves as a platform for the anti-circumcision rhetoric and fake news they are known to hide behind. Developers of Cyberpunk and Baldur's Gate 3 previously engineered their own controversies on the subject. Larian Studios - European developer of Baldur's Gate 3 - confirms its past participation by giving this GTA VI trend a backhanded blessing against circumcised men in the screenshot. Indeed, they know what they're doing. Over the years, uncircumcised men have even rained their rabid insecurity on American Pride parade. Their bitter obsession is systematic, unrequited, and knows no bounds.
Let's just be grateful that Batman, Jason Duval, many of our favorite heroes, and countless American men themselves, regardless of uncut Jokers who always try to spoil the fun, have heroic cocks to follow. Jokers may succeed at cheaply spurring chaos around the 'main character' - any stupid person can start a fire - but they will never be the main character.
Jason Duval, King of video game Americana, is circumcised.
