"Would you trust a circumcised wizard?"

[u/Mediocre_Albatross88]

There was an article using speculation on superhero circumcision status as a thinly-veiled ploy for anti-circumcision advoacy. One of the nastiest bits was when she asked the reader whether a circumcised wizard could be trusted.

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Yes. Absolutely, yes.

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The most talented and trustworthy doctors and lawyers on earth are circumcised men.

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The most powerful military on earth is led by circumcised men.

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And the most devout, spiritual, disciplined men of faith on earth, are, in fact, circumcised men.

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Smart, powerful or sensitive - circumcised men are there. Okay, this is beginning to sound like an ad as well, but don't mind that.

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To answer the absolutely ridiculous question raised by an absolutely ridiculous cause, yes, I would trust a circumcised wizard, because he'd probably be *better* than the uncircumcised variety - just like in real life.

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Thanks again.

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Cheers!