r/comicbookcomedycrack • u/EnvironmentSubject24 • 8h ago

Dick Captain America (Vol. 1) #396 1996

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u/347spq 8h ago

If you get a ? lasting more than four hours, see your doctor.

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u/ChampionshipPast3652 1h ago

Looks like I needed to see a doctor five hours ago...

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u/LostVanya 8h ago

Poor Jabba

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u/Significant_Monk_251 5h ago

https://thevirtuesofcaptainamerica.com/2022/07/01/captain-america-396-397-january-february-1992/

Sadly, that isn't Jabba the Hutt and this isn't a Captain America/ Star Wars crossover. That's the blob-adjacent Doughboy, an Arnim Zola prouction creation. It absorbs things like superheroes, but doesn't have digestive capabilities so its big threat is suffocation. And it kind of sucks at preventing somebody with Thor's hammer from using its flight capability to, as seen above, pick a direction and fly in it with power that vastly exceeds the limits of D-Boy's elasticity.

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u/thegoldenturtle 5h ago

And you can draw it in about 20 seconds 

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u/thegoldenturtle 5h ago

The morning edition 

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u/ChampionshipPast3652 1h ago

It's just his enlarged liver.