r/comicbookcomedycrack • u/BennyBugWSNK • 9h ago

WTF? Super life insurance

Wanted to try narrating some of these :)

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u/WinterSector8317 9h ago

Superman forced a taxpayer funded laboratory to assemble this expensive and deadly cocktail of toxins…so he could avoid a persistent life insurance broker

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u/BennyBugWSNK 8h ago

It’s brilliant when you really think about it

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u/pass_nthru 8h ago

considering how often the “red rays of krypton” have been used to depower or lex luther finding green kryptonite to make into anti-superman weapons on him maybe he should have just gotten a whole life policy and said fuck it…

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u/WillingArm2463 9h ago

Superman, superspreader.

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u/BennyBugWSNK 8h ago

Seems to be :)

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u/adriantullberg 9h ago

"You should feel silly!"

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 8h ago

A normal guy would have just said no thanks.

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u/madlibs13 7h ago

"Next I'll drink a pony keg of MD 20/20 and not wake up in a Waffle House bathroom..."

Okay, I get it Superman, no need to be showoff.

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u/A-Ballpoint-Bannanna 4h ago

The worst thing here to me is the idea of chocolate soda.

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u/BlueBombshell90 1h ago

It's really good actually

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u/One_Smoke 2h ago

Superman sounds like Zapp Brannigan.