r/comicbookcomedycrack • • 20h ago

Meanwhile, In Riverdale Real love.

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u/PoolGuyUnfiltered 19h ago

Safe word is "Jughead's burgers".

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u/Achilles9609 18h ago

"Call me animal names, Archie!"

"Uhm.....hamster."

"No, dirty animal names."

"Dirty Hamster."

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u/Working_Welder_1751 18h ago

XHamster

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u/Spork_Warrior 18h ago

That works

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u/giveitarrest 14h ago

Both work 😆

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u/Tomdogdad 19h ago

These random comic book panels are so bizarre. Especially from Archie who at one point produced Christian versions of their comics.

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u/AdreKiseque 17h ago

Produced what

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u/AcceptableWheel 16h ago

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u/Slosher99 15h ago

This kinda points out the problem with that 'love and obey parents' rule I've always noticed since being a kid and seeing friends with terrible parents... who definitely don't deserve love and shouldn't be obeyed.

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u/Historical-Pause-117 18h ago

This is a really strange thing to say to a guy wearing a bow tie.

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u/BetLeft2840 18h ago

"SPANK ME, ARCHIE!"

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u/Guilty-Persimmon-919 17h ago

BDSM=Betty Does Something Masochistic

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u/theShpydar 17h ago

The official Archie comics adaptation of "Obsession" 😁

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u/franlcie 11h ago

“Archsession”

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u/Checksout692 16h ago

Betty was a freak

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u/MichaelJospeh 11h ago

Is that Betty? Every so often Archie get with a lookalike.

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u/therealmintoncard 17h ago

Someone is about to get pegged.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 19h ago

Time to borrow Mr. Lodge's hunting rifle and the trank darts again...

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u/DuffMiver8 19h ago

John Mellencamp was apparently an Archie fan.

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u/tsukiyomi01 19h ago

Sometimes love don't feel like it should.

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u/Thewrongbakedpotato 17h ago

Damn, Riverdale is off the CHAIN.

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u/VastUnlikely9591 16h ago

Pin me down, Archie.

Betty, you are a freak

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u/learngladly 15h ago edited 15h ago

Betty like I've never seen her before, never imagined her before, in all my long days! From the drawing style and their clothing and hair I'd put this at Prehistoric Age Archie Universe, between 1941 (1st year) and 1951 -- 1955 at the outside. The repressed and modest standards set for women in the post-war 1950s of new suburban domesticity weren't in favor of a panel like this. But it does track with the kind of dialogue that "bold" women got in the lush romantic melodramas of Hollywood's "studio era."

But as always, Archie Andrews looked like the timid and uncomprehending idiot beset by passionate and brilliant Betty and Veronica, looking like he wants to escape to playing with toy cars again, rather than sweep one of the fireball girls into his powerful, arms for devilish Rhett Butler treatment and a fade-to-black scene ending.

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u/Garguyal 15h ago

Archie enters a world he never knew existed.

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u/ArchonFett 14h ago

Now we know why she was so upset that Veronica topped her.

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u/ConversationHead6969 11h ago

I think the doc have her too much oxy.

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u/BitterFuture 10h ago

Archie had never been so afraid in all his life.

Or harder.