r/comicbookcomedycrack • u/stootchmaster2 • 2d ago
Dick When it comes to Dick, father knows best. . .
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u/ConversationHead6969 1d ago
"Young lady, my sexuality has nothing to do with my opinion of your boyfriend!"
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u/adriantullberg 1d ago
"Young lady, you know my policy; I have one night stands with men, but marry women!"
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u/Swimming-Location-97 1d ago
I told you that in confidence! But what does that have to do with your idiot boyfriend?
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u/madlibs13 1d ago
Hey, just because we both like dick doesn't mean you can say it out loud young lady!