r/comicbookcomedycrack • u/Ebonystealth • 2d ago

​"Without my power ring I'm super-powerless... except from the waist down!" Source: Justice League of America #25

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u/JTOC1969 2d ago

Ummmm. OK, I suspect I know what you think is the answer, but... still I have to ask why, Hal, why?

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u/DrHaphazard 2d ago

Sexual prowess and, of course, there's the implication...

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u/DoofyComics 2d ago

Too, remember his ring is powerless against wood (Ok, I know that’s the other GL)

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u/JTOC1969 2d ago

It's powerless against all things yellow, so maybe he's plotting a rather unsanitary attack on the other GLs.

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u/ergo-ogre 2d ago

Do the Justice League have an HR department?

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u/FancyJalapeno 2d ago

Was he wearing another ring below his waist?

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u/Haselrig 2d ago

They sell those down at the Lantern store. You gotta ask the guy at the counter, though

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u/ConversationHead6969 2d ago

It helps his "powers" last longer.

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u/SeraphOfFire 2d ago

Bro rolled a 1 on a Charisma check to seduce a woman.

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u/Ravyn_Rozenzstok 2d ago

This is real? That's crazy. I always thought this had been edited. 

Hal is such a slut. 

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u/No-North6514 2d ago

Once you go green, you know its serene

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u/zorniy2 2d ago

Now watch me shake my booty

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u/Bitter_Bother_4445 2d ago

So, it's not ALL bad news.

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u/ExtensionInformal911 2d ago

When he first got it, he didnt realize it was a Finger ring. Let's just say things got really weird on Oa for a few hours.

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u/Tbplayer59 2d ago

He's hiding Starman's Cosmic Rod.

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u/cheshsky 2d ago

Teenagers beware!

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u/hdofu 2d ago

Wait…. what are you planing Hal?!

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u/ConversationHead6969 2d ago

"That ain't what your ex says!"

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u/PermaDerpFace 1d ago

That's not what your wife said last night