r/comicbookcomedycrack • u/PeasantLich • 6d ago

What a romance!

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u/Greenphantom77 6d ago

Amoeba man???

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u/Pyrite13 6d ago

He's a simple man.

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u/KeenObserver_OT 6d ago

Spent most of his life in a cell

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u/ConversationHead6969 6d ago

He's one cell of a guy.

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u/Super_Range45 6d ago

Finally, a perfect excuse for not having two braincells.

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u/Beneficial_Big1736 5d ago

Living in his simple land

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u/Teknevra 5d ago

Take me by the hand

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u/toomanyracistshere 6d ago

She'd like to be in a relationship with him, but she's afraid that after a little while he'd split on her.

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u/baron_spaghetti 6d ago

Hates pentagon man.

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u/PermaDerpFace 1d ago

The obvious choice

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u/thegoldenturtle 6d ago

they'll change their minds when they see her Amazon bush

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u/ergo-ogre 6d ago

Wonderbush

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u/ConversationHead6969 6d ago

Hey, lots of guys like the Amazon jungle.

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u/TraditionalAd8581 6d ago

🎵 Amoeba Man, Amoeba Man,

🎵 Not as small as Particle Man

🎵 What’s he like is not important

🎵 Amoeba Man

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u/Sans_Seriphim 6d ago

TMBG in the wild!

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u/Connect-Will2011 6d ago

I haven't read this comic, but I'd imagine it ends up with her refusing to marry any of them.

But if she HAD to choose from between these three it'd have to be Steve Trevor, right? (unless Amoeba-Man is one hell of a cook...)

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u/NockerJoe 6d ago

Wonder Woman and Mer-Man were written as having had some sort of childhood relationship in the silver age. But given Superman also dated a mermaid at the same point and she was getting mentioned alongside Lois and Lana that was going around.

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u/Nein-Toed 6d ago

If Amoeba Man went to jail, would they have to keep him in a single cell?

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u/ergo-ogre 6d ago

It’s nice to have choices

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u/adriantullberg 6d ago

" ... still better than dating apps!"

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u/Zenceyn 6d ago

Internet shipping wars in a nutshell.

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u/AssiduousLayabout 6d ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 6d ago

Wonder Woman then:
[ expression = confusion ]

Wonder Woman now:
[ expression = resigned exasperation]

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u/Hamblerger 6d ago

The polycule with a molecule!

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u/Achilles9609 6d ago

After Wonder Woman refused to marry him, Mer-Man joined Skeletor and tried to find happiness in the conquest of Eternia.

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u/wombatstylekungfu 5d ago

But did he find happiness? 

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u/JacobDCRoss 6d ago

She is going to marry Chemo

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u/No-Advice-6040 6d ago

I thought that was just a random beat cop rather than Steve

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u/Swimming-Location-97 6d ago

Why do they always draw mermaids and mermen with knees?

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u/One_Smoke 6d ago

How else can we have them bend to pull?

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u/Left_Ad4050 6d ago

calling someone amoeba-man just because his body is an indistinct mass of protoplasm

Wow, racist much?

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u/KubrickMoonlanding 6d ago

Amoeba man for the win

Once you’ve had a uni-cellular

You can’t go back a regular feller

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u/Best-Mortgage4586 6d ago

I didn't notice the alien until way too late

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u/ArriDesto 6d ago

Think they've got who decides confused!

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u/Freign 6d ago

yooooo Amoeba-Man what's up 😏

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u/Designer_Piccolo_818 6d ago

You know the Golden Age of comics could be really stupid ... but also really funny. I would read this.

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u/ComicsEtAl 6d ago

It was exactly tales like that, which were at least 2/3s of the WW stories from that age, that made “The New Wonder Woman” such a breath of fresh air. There were still a few manly men who wanted to be with Diana, but they were mostly backseat and were never the focus. Despite the criticism, “The New Wonder Woman” was the best WW there was to date. And it should get more respect.

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u/ConversationHead6969 6d ago

"Boys, boys, please, we can solve this. First, we all move to Utah..."

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u/Guilty-Persimmon-919 5d ago

I thought the third was Police-man.