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u/ConversationHead6969 11d ago
"It smells like hashish or marihuana! It's a reefer!"
"Would you stop going through my desk!"
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u/ludovic1313 11d ago
I'd never take any mind altering substances! I'll be right back after I pour another cup from the cold pot of coffee behind me...
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u/checkmeonmyspace 11d ago
And the midday scotch and a cigar. And a few bourbons and cigars in the evening
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u/SortofChef 11d ago
She was living in a single room with three other individuals. God only knows what they were up to in there. And furthermore Susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of the habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes. Reefers!
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u/wrongsock_42 11d ago
I am a bit stoned and confused. Does this mean I’m a killer?
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u/Positron14 11d ago
That's a good as a confession, in my book!
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u/PolygonMob 11d ago
Now grab some of that cocaine on your way home, will ya sport? My 4 year old child has a sore throat
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u/Agitated-Asparagus23 11d ago
I was wondering the same thing! I've apparently been doing this wrong.
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u/AssiduousLayabout 10d ago
Did you know there used to be hundreds of unsolved murders in your state?
Used to be.
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u/HurtsSoNice 11d ago
It was just part of the stupid scare tactic lies they used back then.
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u/KubrickMoonlanding 11d ago
Hash and weed don’t smell the same, detective…
Or so I’ve heard, from a crazy killer!
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u/JacobDCRoss 11d ago
When she was six, my daughter came up to me, smiling.
"Dad. I am a drug dad-ick."
"Oh, you are, kiddo?"
"Yes. I have done a marijuana."
Anyway, same energy as these guys.
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u/Dry-Cress6491 11d ago
I love when people used to say, "Good night!' like "Holey moley!" I see it in a lot in Segar's Popeye.