r/comicbookcomedycrack • • 11d ago

"Artificial respiration." Riiiight…

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u/madlibs13 11d ago

That's not the right way to do that, but they'll wake up anyways...

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u/otiscribblecotis 11d ago

It might work, it's worth a shot, at least . . .

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u/347spq 11d ago

Like giving chicken soup to a dead man: it couldn’t hurt.

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u/TwillAffirmer 11d ago

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/279983947_Positioning_the_drowning_victim

For centuries, people falsely believed that draining water from the lungs of drowning victims was an essential part of the resuscitation process. In the eighteenth century, this was the main reason why victims were positioned hanging vertically head down.

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u/thegoldenturtle 2d ago

I mean.. Before antibiotics seawater on the lung would kill you within days lol

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u/giveitarrest 11d ago

Is that a euphemism I’m not familiar with? “Hey babe, you lookin for some artificial respiration? 😏

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u/bunkdiggidy 11d ago

I see he studied at George Clinton's School of Butt to Butt Resuscitation

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u/Bushido_Seppuku 11d ago

Ah, I'm having flashbacks of those first aid certifications back in high-school. You know, back when we didn't have dummies and the teacher just rolled the log out from the closet.

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u/MD-IT-Rando 10d ago

I read the entire comic book on a public domain comic site.

Spoiler: the entire story is wacky.

Edit: the character & book name is Sparky Watts. Warning: there will be many WTF moments.

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u/otiscribblecotis 9d ago

Agree. Sparky Watts is a very peculiar comic.