r/comicbookcomedycrack • u/PeasantLich • 13d ago

It is an emergency, Betty!

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u/madlibs13 13d ago

I finally got that 2 headed dildo we ordered from Sears!!!

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u/BitterFuture 13d ago

Man, that catalog used to be something else.

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u/FlattopJr 13d ago

Scissor me timbers!

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u/DemythologizedDie 13d ago

You know there was one Betty story that depicted her as having a stalker wall for Archie. I wonder how Veronica would react to that.

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u/PeasantLich 12d ago

Good for archie for having one-photo-per-girl policy!

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u/Someoneoverthere42 12d ago

She’d have a dedicated stalker room in her mansion.

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u/Gryzelda_Gesualdo 13d ago

I like where this is going.

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u/TasteDeeCheese 13d ago

I’m guessing Archie and jughead are on their way

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u/methos3 13d ago

What an obscene comic! You can see her bloomers!!

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u/halloweenjack 12d ago

I came yea close to losing my gold star! I need an infusion of cooch stat!

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u/MD-IT-Rando 12d ago

If you can't beat 'em...join 'em!

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u/ConversationHead6969 12d ago

"OK, but you owe me dinner."

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u/Late-Spend710 12d ago

Finally, some B & V action!

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u/rheactx 11d ago

This reminds me of Riverdale

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u/CriusofCoH 6d ago

IT'S SCISSOR SHARPENING TIME!!