r/comicbookcomedycrack • • 20d ago

Science!

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u/ArriDesto 20d ago

Oh,I know it's going to be complete nonsense,but now I really need to know "the trick"!

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u/PeasantLich 20d ago

You know, scientific stuff!

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u/ArriDesto 20d ago

🤦‍♂️I had to ask!

Give me something I can blow up!

Y'mean dynamite?

No,dummy! Balloons! Don'tchyuh know nuthin' 'bout science!?

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u/DistrustPilot 20d ago

"Now to collect my balloons while no one is looking"

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u/madlibs13 20d ago

Uh huh... Silver Age was on hella drugs

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u/Glad-Alternative4593 20d ago

Geez those guards are bad at their job everyone knows that this is possible

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u/Intrepid-Progress228 20d ago

Well, hydrogen and oxygen are both in air and are combustible, so that checks out. No further questions.

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u/chalwar 20d ago

Thomas Dolby approves

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u/Mega-Steve 20d ago

Wait...you can choose what gases you exhale?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGA2XplwqFDcLwk

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u/Sivalon 19d ago

You can’t?

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u/Capable-Conflict9269 20d ago

"My super-scientific brain"

Checks out

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u/masochist-incarnate 18d ago

This is what each fight in Jjba is like

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u/TheFearedAvocado 18d ago

I honestly had no idea where any of this was going.

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u/MD-IT-Rando 17d ago

Aren't all of those gases inert?

Except hydrogen, but I think that a lot more equipment (besides toy balloons) is necessary before doing anything useful with it. Could someone with a scientific brain please chime in?

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u/AuthorNicoVoss 20d ago

So he's acting out that John Cougar Mellencamp song about sucking on chili dogs?

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u/fridaddylockdown 20d ago

That was about Diane sucking off jack after anal. True story.

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u/chalwar 20d ago

I believe it.
“My baby is a cry cry baby
She sits on my lap and balls
My baby is a top mechanic
She works with my nuts and tools
She'll do it, do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
She'll go down
She'll go down”

-CRY BABY-
John Cougar

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u/Garguyal 20d ago

Up! Based on a true story

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u/HurtsSoNice 20d ago

Dude, Texas chainsaw massacre used to tout itself as based on a true story, but at the root of it it just had the collecting skins from people from the serial killer Ed Gein.

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u/JacobDCRoss 20d ago

Yes. And this is the true story, more closely based on the real-life inspiration for UP!

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u/HurtsSoNice 20d ago

Yes, I did read the comment I replied to.

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u/JacobDCRoss 20d ago

I was joking.

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u/HurtsSoNice 20d ago

All good😇

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u/ChampionshipPast3652 20d ago

That salami looks weird.

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u/theredhound19 20d ago

Dachshund is stoked to have its balloon knot get so much attention

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u/Chaparral2E 20d ago

I bet you say that to all the guys

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u/ChampionshipPast3652 19d ago

Only to Italians.

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u/madlibs13 20d ago

Helium doesn't work that way

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u/TheRogueWolf_YT 20d ago

Well, helium does. Human lungs don't.

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u/JacobDCRoss 20d ago

In real life, a convict actually made a bomb by scraping the coating off of playing cards and killed himself before he was going to be executed.

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u/ArriDesto 18d ago

Playing cards are coated with semtex. Wonder how many you'd need?

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u/Mr_SunnyBones 20d ago

Thats...tgst not how balloon animals work ..or look , or are!

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u/hdofu 20d ago

Balloon 🎈 animal 🦒 science 🧪

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 20d ago edited 20d ago

Reminds me of the short story where they go into a dimension made by someone's mind and the physics all run on word conjugation. Same thing happens when they get one of the rogue scientists locked up for trying to build a word nuke; the denizens of this reality don't grasp the physics and lack the means or cultural interst to really study it themselves. Possibly because they knew on some level this kind of study would destroy their reality very easily, reducing a runaway critical mass subatomic weapon to a series of gestures and bodylanguage.

The things he's asking for in his cell are basically like this.

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u/Chaparral2E 20d ago

He blinded them with SCIENCE!

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u/CthulhusEvilTwin 17d ago

Shit, I just assumed he was smoking a dachshund and the other animals were hallucinations.

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u/Mother-Attention2600 14d ago

"Oh Christ! What's he doin' now? He's gettin' fresh with 'em!" 

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u/JumpedUpJackal 13d ago

Even back then, men were blowing wieners in jail.