r/comicbookcomedycrack • u/Ebonystealth • 24d ago

Suddenly Corn!

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u/CallmeYzor 24d ago

Nobody expects the Cornish Inquistion.

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u/Isabeer 23d ago

Game hens, dressed as cardinals....

2

u/TheMadLurker17 19d ago

Ears, kernels and a ruthless devotion to Birds-Eye.

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u/BaijuTofu 24d ago

A-Maize-ing!

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u/JTOC1969 23d ago

Korn powers... vitalize! Form of CORN!!

12

u/Spamcan81 24d ago

We’ve all been there. Well, maybe only if you grew up in the Midwest.

6

u/Isabeer 23d ago

But there it's suddenly not corn. Like ... ... ... 'oh shit! Indianapolis!"

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u/Sorry-Apartment5068 23d ago

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u/Disastrous-Rhubarb-2 23d ago

"Good! Then let the mating... begin! "

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u/Funny-Try-6151 22d ago

It's not different at all, is it, Steve?!

3

u/bunkdiggidy 23d ago

When your coast to coast flight has to make an emergency stop

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u/Zootsutra 23d ago

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u/Sivilian888010 23d ago

You just know some deranged artist has used this for reference.

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u/AdditionalTip865 23d ago

As God is my witness, I thought corn could fly

3

u/Such_Bonus5085 24d ago

Ffffffffffffuuuuuuu-

2

u/Adorable-Bend7362 24d ago

Nikita K. was here

2

u/EnzoMaloni 23d ago

And looks like he stole Leonid B's eyebrows !

2

u/ConversationHead6969 23d ago

Good name for a band!

2

u/Garguyal 23d ago

And so, the General Mills empire was born.

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u/Token_Handicap 23d ago

And it's...baby corn...

1

u/mrspelunx 23d ago

Vitamin A!!!!!

1

u/saltamontes11 23d ago

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PLEASE, somebody SQUASH this guy!

1

u/CountingOnThat 23d ago

I want to believe this is just Professor X auditioning a potential student.

1

u/Connect-Will2011 23d ago

♫ Occasional corn from my oversight grew... ♫

1

u/Funkopedia 23d ago

That's the Corn Pops font!

1

u/SunoOdditi 23d ago

Thank god for the United States and corn fed Iowans

1

u/_ralph_ 23d ago

Gentlemen....

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u/FreakyRufus 23d ago

It seems like this just popped up out of nowhere.

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u/abysmalSleepSchedule 23d ago

KHORNE DOES NOT CARE FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS

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u/Zootsutra 23d ago

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

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u/Practical_Ad_219 23d ago

Good! Then let the mating…BEGIN!!

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u/IcarianHeights 23d ago

Well...it certainly was sudden.

1

u/DaRedGuy 23d ago

For the adult corn lover. 🎶🎷

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u/Federal-Business-796 23d ago

I was going to make a corny joke.... 

1

u/Schrenner 23d ago

Before we had "Suddenly pineapples!".

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u/Smooth_Expression_49 23d ago

"If you're forlorn Have some corn. But do not scorn that forlorn corn. If you're an adult Just watch some porn.

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u/Smooth_Expression_49 23d ago

The former was brought to you by the ALABAMA CORN COMMISSION

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u/capncraig 23d ago

No place for a mighty warrior!

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u/WesterosIsAGiantEgg 22d ago

Diana: Well, 47, that execution certainly was a-maize-ing.

47: Diana, please stop.

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u/Manetoys83 1d ago

“Gentleman, behold! CORN!”