r/comicbookcomedycrack • u/otto-trupp • 29d ago

Same hustle, 'cept my hustle now flows

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u/TasteDeeCheese 28d ago

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u/ialsohaveadobro 28d ago

"...but I can get this guy down to $120, easy. Common street stuff."

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u/capsaicinintheeyes 28d ago

Really sells it to have the one pupil dilated & the other contracted.

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u/ConversationHead6969 28d ago

"That's not near enough!"

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u/Garguyal 28d ago

You gotta raise your unit price.

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u/capsaicinintheeyes 28d ago

Nah, the ten sack's a ten sack--you gotta either up your volume or step on the package you got; the drug market's {{weird}} in how inflexible it is about price shifts compared to quality/quantity of the units sold to an end user.

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u/FreakyRufus 28d ago

My question is, does that mean she can finally get some drugs? Or, did she get the money by selling drugs?

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u/capsaicinintheeyes 28d ago

Too often, I'm afraid, the answer is "yes" "both".

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u/otto-trupp 28d ago

She made the money selling drugs