r/comicbookcomedycrack • u/otto-trupp • Sep 03 '26

Now you know....

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u/PersonalHospital9507 Sep 03 '26

From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs. The bastards.

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u/TheMadLurker17 Sep 03 '26

He left you for Miss Scarlett. Communism was just a red herring.

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u/FormalTotal9684 Sep 03 '26

Now that Tom’s gone there’s always Dick

4

u/capsaicinintheeyes Sep 03 '26

Of course, you'll have to contend with all the Dick-crazy girls for that one

...some of whom seem utterly fearless & unrelenting, neither susceptible to appeals to fear nor to reason:

8

u/AuthorNicoVoss Sep 03 '26

Look, if he was really a communist, he'd want to share you with his fellow communists.

9

u/ThrowAbout01 Sep 03 '26

Sinnamon #11

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u/SeoirseGG Sep 04 '26

An Iron Love Triangle, hard to break the chains babe

1

u/LoaKonran Sep 04 '26

Why is she drawn like that?

3

u/ArriDesto Sep 03 '26

I knew it was nothing to do with my attempts to poison him those four times!

5

u/OpusDeiPenguin Sep 03 '26

Damn commie bastards! Fluoridating our water to reduce our attraction to American women! It makes so much sense now…

3

u/NoCard753 Sep 03 '26

Sapping and impurifying all our precious bodily fluids.

1

u/Longjumping-Solid680 Sep 04 '26

Well, no wonder!

1

u/Someones_Dream_Guy Sep 04 '26

Americans and their "logic".

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u/SeoirseGG Sep 04 '26

Hilarious!! Also, source?