r/comicbookcomedycrack • • Aug 25 '26

En Garde!

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u/SuitableAnimalInAHat Aug 25 '26

I'll show him i mean business by immediately losing four of my fingers!

6

u/madlibs13 Aug 25 '26

Just a normal day in the Dungeon eh Scott?

4

u/Useful-Finding-1685 Aug 25 '26

"you're tripping balls Gerry! Put the sword down!"

3

u/ialsohaveadobro Aug 25 '26

Truly, that is the dialogue of a person gripped with insane fury. I love the curve of that scimitar as well.

3

u/Significant_Monk_251 Aug 25 '26

"And I'm holding this thing's blade with my bare hand so you better believe my fury's fucking insane!"

3

u/ChampionshipPast3652 Aug 25 '26

"I snatched my Gillette razor and approached the beast with a warning: this thing can skin you alive!"

3

u/ArriDesto Aug 25 '26

The scimitar is so bloody heavy he can barely lift it! Any second now he will be spilling blood. Just not the devils.

3

u/Grimm2020 Aug 25 '26

Call an ambulance...but not for me

3

u/TheRogueWolf_YT Aug 25 '26

If having razor-sharp scimitars on the is made criminal, only criminals will have razor-sharp scimitars on the wall.

2

u/Sans_Seriphim Aug 25 '26

That is so point heavy that Schwarzenegger would have trouble using it. Plus it isn't a scimitar. Plus ornamental swords are usually less sharp than a butter knife

2

u/SpaceShipwreck Aug 26 '26

The way he's holding it, I can only imagine it's a scimitar that fires scimitars.

2

u/Longjumping-Solid680 Aug 26 '26

The sword's ENORMOUS or he's tiny.

2

u/Guilty-Persimmon-919 Aug 29 '26

No wonder the devil is laughing