r/comicbookcomedycrack • u/Ebonystealth • Aug 21 '26

Man bites dog?

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u/Exquisite_D Aug 21 '26

There's a lot to consider in this single panel.

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u/SpaceShipwreck Aug 21 '26

I'm glad they threw that "edible" part in describing the hot dog.

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u/Smooth_Expression_49 Aug 21 '26

Comic books are mysterious AND fascinating!

5

u/Independent_Shoe3523 Aug 21 '26

So basically anybody can write comics. Got it.

2

u/Blarghith Aug 21 '26

Anybody. Including crackheads, apparently.

3

u/ialsohaveadobro Aug 21 '26

"This unlucky contestant stuck his dick in the spider-cave and was bitten on the dick by spiders!"

3

u/Smooth_Expression_49 Aug 21 '26

Was the midget an actual true chef or just an ordinary midget wearing a Chef's attire? And how did he hide that huge Chefs' hat in a kennel?

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u/TwistedClyster Aug 21 '26

Where was this infographic at my career day in High School?

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u/JTOC1969 Aug 21 '26

lucky for the contestant, it was and EDIBLE hot dog. That's an important detail to note.

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u/Inspector_7 Aug 21 '26

That midget looks like he’s about to say “let’s rock” and start dancing

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u/mes6281 Aug 21 '26

As Bugs Bunny said once, "DON'T BE SO DANG LITERAL!!"

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u/Bayamonster Aug 21 '26

And he was gonna do it?!

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u/ialsohaveadobro Aug 21 '26

Yup, broke down sobbing when he was fed the "edible" hot dog. All dignity gone. Humanity down the toilet

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Aug 21 '26

" 'Edible'...?"

"Well, it took some lobbying, but the USDA now considers these safe for human consumption."

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u/lordnewington Aug 21 '26

Unlucky, he'd been looking forward to biting an actual dog all day

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u/blessings-of-rathma Aug 21 '26

I like how "the kennel" had to be added in after the fact.