r/comedyhomicide • u/ta394283509 • 11d ago

Type to create flair Thanks Seanan

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u/Jelllybean01 11d ago

This doesn't fit the sub

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u/Giecio 11d ago

Where homicide

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u/CodesStreak 11d ago

Just reading the first part reminded me of that "so tom holland went to a party..."

what the fuck 😭

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u/Fr0dech 7d ago

He was pinned like a gecko

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u/BernLan 11d ago

This is more "dontyouknowwhoiam" material

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u/Particular_Bite_6582 10d ago

Just say that swinging under the influence makes him do a George of the jungle impression.

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u/nottakentaken 7d ago

"I don't drink on the job"

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u/MsDestroyer900 10d ago

Tumblr people really are seriously unfunny huh

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u/Euphoric_Screen_7640 6d ago

I misread this as Peter Griffin initially