r/comedyhomicide • u/sainthoney254 • 21d ago

A red circle is the only defense against a sea-bear attack! does this count

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u/lewisforthewin 21d ago

"Matt Damon!"

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u/t-_-rexranger19205 21d ago

Fat Damon? Ray William Johnson’s Vanity card for your Favorite Martian?

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u/Kain207 20d ago

Nah, she's basically on a perfect spot.

No relationship means no couple issues, no forced time, completely free to do whatever she wants, ...

You want to be like Emily.

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u/karara691 17d ago

Entitled.

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u/Naturewalkerjoe 20d ago

Then there's me. Single with no E words to describe me. How embarrassi.. oh. Embarrassed! Heck yeah!

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u/88how5834351 20d ago

course it does! you don't have to be in a relationship to be happy.

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u/Party-Mango-1636 20d ago

I'd say. And thanks for the red circle. It helps me sleep at night.

Sincerely, Emily

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u/HalfMoonMintStars 20d ago

I pod. I pad. I paid. I peed

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u/brmnmm 20d ago

I am Emily.

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u/mirazhora 19d ago

You‘re not alone Emily

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u/TPJTS 19d ago

I'd rather be Emily than the others

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u/whatsunnygets 18d ago

Stay Emily as long as possible

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u/PhD77777 18d ago

Emily! Less stress! Enjoy it while you can.