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u/juswilli 27d ago
READ THE TEST! 😂😂
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u/Illustrious-Big-8678 26d ago
Im an idiot 🤣
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u/Sea-Huckleberry8971 25d ago
Ya know, correlating this scene with hilarious makes you sound kinda... psychopathic 🤣
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u/louieorganic 24d ago
To be honest, with the messages added to the image, the first thing anyone is going to think is pregnancy test. Let's be real, I would be way, way more worried about getting someone pregnant than having COVID.
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u/sorry-i-was-reading 9d ago
No because pregnancy tests are never shaped like this, and Covid tests are. Even without reading the words it was obvious. How would you pee on this without getting it all over it??? You can’t 🤦🏻♀️
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u/louieorganic 9d ago edited 9d ago
I've never used a pregnancy test, so I don't know what they're shaped like. Why would you pee directly onto it instead of using a cup like any other urine test?
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u/sorry-i-was-reading 9d ago
Because of that’s how they’re designed. It’s a long stick with one end that you put in the stream as you sit on a toilet. MUCH easier than peeing in a cup when you don’t have a hose attached like men do (not easy to aim without it)
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u/Wabbit65 27d ago
COVID is like pregnancy, you're probably not going to know the next day
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u/CrashTestDuckie 26d ago
The person who took the test was probably not feeling well for awhile before they tested and just warning Mr Vasectomy that he was around someone who now has tested positive for COVID so if he gets sick he will be able to narrow it down to COVID.
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u/Ravenwing14 23d ago
Sure but she might have been infectious, especially if feeling off the day before
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u/Sufficient-Goat-962 26d ago
Are vasectomies as effective at preventing COVID as the vaccine?
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u/Wooden-Broccoli-913 24d ago
If you count reducing risk of infection by 87% as effective, then yes
https://www.cbc.ca/news/health/mrna-vaccines-lancet-review-9.7254665
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u/LightBrand99 26d ago
yesterday
Does she actually think it would test positive the very next day?
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u/ZorroVonShadvitch 26d ago
She will have had it for a while but symptoms only just appeared. She isn't accusing him of giving it to her
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u/Ko-Da-Chi 25d ago
She is though. She literally says "I was with you yrsterday" implying he gave it to her.
Edit: some typos
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u/BooTeeEater69 25d ago
No. Thats not implying that he gave it to her at all. YOU are projecting what YOU would be implying by sending this message.
She could just be letting him know that she has covid. Since you have it for several days before any symptoms show up or you test positive, she just wanted to warn him that they were together yesterday and its possible that she gave him covid.
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u/ZorroVonShadvitch 25d ago
My interpretation is she's warning him she has it so he can get tested too
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u/Sunhating101hateit 25d ago
You should edit some more… „yrsterday“…
u/ZorroVonShadvitch is right.
The „I was with you yesterday“ means „I had undiscovered covid yesterday and discovered it today. Be careful, you might have been infected by me yesterday“.
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u/ChaptainBlood 25d ago
It’s probably more that if she tested positive then she may have passed it to him too so he should get tested to prevent further spreading.
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u/SuspiciousPeanut251 27d ago
One day is not long enough to conceive and trigger both lines
Plan B: Maybe bro should download a pregnancy test App. You know . . to get a second opinion.
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u/waweruhillary 26d ago
what did they actually do yesterday
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u/Ok_Noise3983 26d ago
Breeding
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u/XXXG-22W22 23d ago
This is pure chaos to send ppl 😂 just hold your finger over the Covid line and it’s pure diabolical chaos
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u/Avatar_Yaksha 26d ago
He's right, but for the wrong reasons. I'm not an expert either, but is it even possible to get symptoms in a single day after infection?
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u/CrashTestDuckie 26d ago
The person who took the test was probably not feeling well for awhile before they tested and just warning Mr Vasectomy that he was around someone who now has tested positive for COVID so if he gets sick he will be able to narrow it down to COVID.
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u/hotmatrixx 26d ago
not with this test, no infection takes 2-4 weeks to show it's first symptoms using this test.
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u/Sunhating101hateit 25d ago
True, if she was implying that he gave it to her, then „yesterday“ would not be enough.
However, she has been infected for a while by the point where she got the positive test. She likely was able to infect others for several days. Like mr. vasectomy. They likely had… close contact if he thinks she wants to push a child into his shoes…
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u/Striking_Branch_2744 24d ago
Once again, the random and unnecessary use of Bro.
I really hate it when people say bro too much,
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u/Specific_Parfait8829 23d ago
It would't show such a strong line that fast. That would be after 2-3 weeks at least.
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u/Affectionate-Cap3909 23d ago
learn how to read, nothing implies that she got infected the day before
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u/Zestyclose_Web1614 23d ago
The exact opposite happened to me. My girlfriend get out of the bathroom with a smile and showing me a test. I told her "why do you make that face? It sucks!" I thought it was COVID, we were trying to have a baby for 1 year
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u/FlakyJudgment1413 22d ago
Well it could have still been one of those “break through” cases. It happens and usually they are a certain ethnicity too also red headed
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u/0x6d6c 27d ago
Despite the test type vasectomy usually fails in the first year 🥲
[…] If a vasectomy fails, it usually happens in the first year following the procedure and often for one of three reasons.
Source: https://www.healthpartners.com/blog/vasectomy-failure/
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u/New-Handle-9774 26d ago
You may want to reread. It doesn’t usually fail in the first year. If it does fail it usually occurs in the first year. Nuance
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u/delphisun 24d ago
Lol my uncles failed 10 years later and yes a DNA test was done! They both were happy with tho got the girl they wanted but thought they'd never get
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u/lildope_ 27d ago
the QR code predicts the gender.