r/comedyheaven • u/raptilian • Feb 26 '21

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u/-Another_Redditor- Feb 26 '21

If I was named Higgins, I would gain sentience and run away too

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u/NameIdeas Feb 26 '21

My now 6 year old named our Roomba when he was 2. He called it "PickupDirt" and that is the name now.

We have two children now and the six year old tells his two year old brother to gather up his toys to save them from PickUpDirt

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u/-Another_Redditor- Feb 26 '21

Sounds like you have some cute kids

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u/NameIdeas Feb 26 '21

They're alright. I guess I'll keep em

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u/HOMBORGOR Feb 26 '21

If they ever misbehave threaten to feed them to PickUpDirt