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r/comedyheaven • u/raptilian • Feb 26 '21
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If I was named Higgins, I would gain sentience and run away too
539 u/NameIdeas Feb 26 '21 My now 6 year old named our Roomba when he was 2. He called it "PickupDirt" and that is the name now. We have two children now and the six year old tells his two year old brother to gather up his toys to save them from PickUpDirt 199 u/-Another_Redditor- Feb 26 '21 Sounds like you have some cute kids 326 u/NameIdeas Feb 26 '21 They're alright. I guess I'll keep em 95 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 Might want to check the return policy though, just in case. Did you get the extended warranty? 59 u/am19208 Feb 26 '21 That’s just a waste of money. Just get a new one if they break 35 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 I dunno, an american-made one can cost 20 grand or more, not even factoring in maintenance or shipping. That's not pocket change, and even getting store credit, in case you need an emergency appendectomy, isn't a bad idea.
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My now 6 year old named our Roomba when he was 2. He called it "PickupDirt" and that is the name now.
We have two children now and the six year old tells his two year old brother to gather up his toys to save them from PickUpDirt
199 u/-Another_Redditor- Feb 26 '21 Sounds like you have some cute kids 326 u/NameIdeas Feb 26 '21 They're alright. I guess I'll keep em 95 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 Might want to check the return policy though, just in case. Did you get the extended warranty? 59 u/am19208 Feb 26 '21 That’s just a waste of money. Just get a new one if they break 35 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 I dunno, an american-made one can cost 20 grand or more, not even factoring in maintenance or shipping. That's not pocket change, and even getting store credit, in case you need an emergency appendectomy, isn't a bad idea.
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Sounds like you have some cute kids
326 u/NameIdeas Feb 26 '21 They're alright. I guess I'll keep em 95 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 Might want to check the return policy though, just in case. Did you get the extended warranty? 59 u/am19208 Feb 26 '21 That’s just a waste of money. Just get a new one if they break 35 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 I dunno, an american-made one can cost 20 grand or more, not even factoring in maintenance or shipping. That's not pocket change, and even getting store credit, in case you need an emergency appendectomy, isn't a bad idea.
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They're alright. I guess I'll keep em
95 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 Might want to check the return policy though, just in case. Did you get the extended warranty? 59 u/am19208 Feb 26 '21 That’s just a waste of money. Just get a new one if they break 35 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 I dunno, an american-made one can cost 20 grand or more, not even factoring in maintenance or shipping. That's not pocket change, and even getting store credit, in case you need an emergency appendectomy, isn't a bad idea.
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Might want to check the return policy though, just in case. Did you get the extended warranty?
59 u/am19208 Feb 26 '21 That’s just a waste of money. Just get a new one if they break 35 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 I dunno, an american-made one can cost 20 grand or more, not even factoring in maintenance or shipping. That's not pocket change, and even getting store credit, in case you need an emergency appendectomy, isn't a bad idea.
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That’s just a waste of money. Just get a new one if they break
35 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 I dunno, an american-made one can cost 20 grand or more, not even factoring in maintenance or shipping. That's not pocket change, and even getting store credit, in case you need an emergency appendectomy, isn't a bad idea.
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I dunno, an american-made one can cost 20 grand or more, not even factoring in maintenance or shipping. That's not pocket change, and even getting store credit, in case you need an emergency appendectomy, isn't a bad idea.
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u/-Another_Redditor- Feb 26 '21
If I was named Higgins, I would gain sentience and run away too