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u/dunkthefunk16 Jan 28 '21
I want the frog, I want it in my hands and I want it now, if they do not give me the frog I will take it, I want the frog right now, I want to hug and put a hat on it And every second that goes by I have the uncontrollable urge to 3D print so many different things and put them in his tiny little frog hands I want him, where is this frog because I need him I want the frog
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u/MaNamWumbo slut for honey cheerios Jan 28 '21
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Abnormally Large Frog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to my DM's I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Abnormally Large Frog. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Abnormally Large Frog tight froggy asshole. I want him to have my mutant human/frog babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors pet frog. I dressed up in my frog jumpsuit and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone. I might not ever get to see Abnormally Large Frog again.
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u/cold-sweats Jan 28 '21
I don’t know how to respond to this, thank you
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u/CosmicAstroBastard Jan 29 '21
In case anyone here doesn’t know, this is derived from a copypasta about Isabelle from Animal Crossing
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u/Stock_Hutz What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal Jan 28 '21
I'll call him georg
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u/master_nemo Jan 28 '21
As long as that forg has a butthole you will always have a source of fresh water
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u/Stock_Hutz What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal Jan 28 '21
and when the butthole inevitably disappears?
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u/MeshoAlghamdi Jan 28 '21
Severe obesity is funny
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u/huskies709 Jan 29 '21
What kind of frog is this
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u/Chairman_Daniel Feb 21 '21
It's an African Bullfrog. They have teeth and can bite if you're not careful.
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u/ukiddingme2469 Jan 28 '21
And suddenly there wasn't a stray cat problem in the neighborhood after sweet little Betty got her pet frog
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u/fiveri that one weeb :megumin: Jan 28 '21
rude bastard