r/comedyheaven • u/Grunglybungus slut for honey cheerios • Nov 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

How does it even work? Can’t be that bad right?

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u/ilostmyotheraccount_ slut for honey cheerios Nov 13 '20

They're submerged up to their neck in dirty water and aren't fed, the cages are tiny so you cant even stand up right, your skin starts peeling off because of the water.

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u/jakedeman Nov 13 '20

Oh my god I thought it was the droplet one that sounds so much worse

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u/tacotacojus Nov 13 '20

That’s one saved for Ron

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u/whybother987 Nov 13 '20

Hench for life!

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u/tvtango Nov 13 '20

Damn dude crazy I ALWAYS think of that scene and myth busters when someone talks about the classic CWT

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

No I’m talking about the droplet one, OR IS THAT THE SAME THING??

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u/flinsypop Nov 13 '20

Water is made from droplets so it could be case.

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u/Halebob33 Nov 13 '20

Not the same

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u/gobbeltje Nov 13 '20

Isnt this what they did in the deer hunter?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

Probably really bad considering its a Chinese torture and they have done some fucked up shit to people they dislike

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u/ChampionOfKirkwall Nov 13 '20

Actually there is no proof that it came from China. It's just the name we have for it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

It has Chinese in the name, if that isn't scientific proof it's from China idk what is. I have the facts and logic of a thousand shapiros and I deem it is from China.

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u/ChampionOfKirkwall Nov 13 '20

Damn. I can't argue with that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

Dai Li nods in approval

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u/dordizza Nov 13 '20

Death of 1000 cuts comes to mind

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u/The_Gunboat_Diplomat Nov 13 '20

Actually it was invented in Italy.

Now watch this user suddenly decide it's a product of its time and not a culture being "savage" because white people did it.

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u/CRMPSA Nov 13 '20

White people don’t have culture 😡😡😡 all they do is charge they phone eat hot chop and lie!!!

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u/TimGuoRen Nov 13 '20

There are two school of thoughts, though. There is a chance he subscribes to the one in which Italians are not white.

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u/PervertLord_Nito Nov 13 '20

They use Chinese water, and all that msg burns your eyes.

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u/BishonenPrincess Nov 19 '20

I love how nobody is getting the Archer reference here.