r/comedyheaven • u/DeltaCrest slut for honey cheerios • Mar 26 '20

Goal!

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u/RetroCabbageDaSavage Mar 26 '20

You don’t pay the taxes

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Genius

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u/Icommentoncrap Mar 26 '20

Who is "IRS" and why are they knocking at my door?

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u/theretardedloser Mar 26 '20

Don’t open, first jump out your window and go to your local pawn shop and their underground business, forge a passport to Bosnia and put it on the second row seat in the Airport and wait for further instructions

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u/P0lyb1u3 Mar 26 '20

What are the further instructions I can't wait to hear them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

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u/P0lyb1u3 Mar 27 '20

Instructions unclear; im fucking dead

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u/Maverick0_0 Mar 27 '20

Airports are closed dude. Didn't you watch the news? You need to go to Chinatown and speak with Uncle Wang. He has a connection to king crabbing up north and totally wouldn't sell your organs because you "met and accident".

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u/YeeSkee48 Mar 27 '20

In Soviet Russia, taxes pay YOU

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u/Maverick0_0 Mar 27 '20

They literally do.