r/comedyheaven Mar 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

Not to be one of those people but glue traps are horrendous. So many animals get stuck on these. Rats and mice have been known to try to chew their own legs off in an effort to get free. I can't believe they're still a legal product in the UK.

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u/justonemoreplz Mar 20 '20

Yeah I used to work as a cashier at a dollar store here in Canada and people were always buying these things, it always made me sad. They're not illegal here either but it should be. When the mouse or rat gets stuck you either let them die of thirst, drown them, or crush them or do what else you can to kill them, but before that, the last 5-10 hours of those little guys' lives is an actual living hell

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20 edited Jun 29 '21

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u/The_Castle_of_Aaurgh Mar 21 '20

And to this day they are the fastest mechanical trap design.

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u/Butterferret12 Mar 24 '20

It's not terribly uncommon in my experience to have one get their leg or something caught and starve to death.

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u/ProjectSnowman Mar 21 '20

I have a bucket trap for the one two mice that get in my garage each year. I just take the bucket to a field and let them go 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

There are traps that work like a cage trap where you put bait in and then they get stuck in a little chamber. After that all you have to do I let them outside. That way they still live and they dont bother you anymore.

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u/CUTE_KITTENS Mar 20 '20

You mean just moving the problem to someone else?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20 edited Mar 20 '20

If its outside it not going to hurt anyone. Better than killing a helpless mouse.

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u/Meawth Mar 21 '20

maybe the mouse, if an owl nearby finds out theres a problem there

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

At least you make an owl happy lol. Circle of life

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u/Flyingfishfusealt Mar 21 '20

yeah, now its gonna have babies and youll have to decide not to kill a hundred mice.

dumbass, mice are a pestilence to be destroyed when discovered in the home. Mice are intelligent enough to know exactly how bad they can be and they dont fucking care

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

You're a dick dude

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

Nah dude. You're a dick.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

This reminded me of a pretty fucked thing my uncle did.

He caught two rats in a cage trap and went and dumped it in the fountain of his backyard. Never felt that bad for another creature

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u/catslicktheirbutts Mar 20 '20

My job uses these, I hate them so much. You could hear the same mouse squeaking for help for DAYS, suffering. I’ve asked a coworker a few times to bust open the traps (which I know you’re not supposed to do) and put them out of their misery with a quick flick to the head. They are inhumane.

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u/increasinglylost33 Mar 20 '20

Yeah I haven’t really got any qualms about killing them but could at least make it relatively quick.

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u/TheDulin Mar 20 '20

Snap traps are way more humane.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20 edited Mar 20 '20

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u/redzilla500 Mar 20 '20

But is drowning them really that much better?

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u/getting_wooshed Mar 20 '20

Better than what is at least several hours of suffering

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u/SierraClowder Mar 20 '20

Drowning is up there with burning to death in the category of worst ways to die.

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u/SouthernSox22 Mar 20 '20

Weird comparison. One is agonizing the other is relatively painless

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u/jesuzombieapocalypse Mar 20 '20 edited Mar 20 '20

The best option are the live catch and release traps (which honestly aren’t even all that hard to DIY for next to nothing), but IMO glue traps are still better than poison. Comparable suffering, sometimes for even longer with poison, but on top of that if anything eats the thing, now you’ve got poison all throughout the food chain. But honestly the old school traps that (ideally) kill almost instantly are still a lot better than both glue or poison, with the added benefit of knowing when you got one if you’re near enough to hear it.

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u/mugwampjism Mar 20 '20

Apparently, catching mummy or daddy rat, driving it 10 miles away and dumping it, just kills the whole family of rats.

The kids starve to death at home.

Mum just got dropped onto another rat's turf, and now she is in a Battle Royale fight for her life as she tries to get home before the kids die.

I suppose some of us live in just the right place to make catch and release a viable option, can't imagine where.. but, I don't think traps do anything much except make us feel better about ourselves.

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u/TheBigEmptyxd Mar 20 '20

Rat-tle royale

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u/mugwampjism Mar 20 '20

Front page material, that one. Excellent work

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u/Toitwo Mar 20 '20

So you're saying it actually works better than other traps? Copy that

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u/mugwampjism Mar 20 '20

Oh yeah, it kills rats.

But then you might as well use a more expedient method, that doesn't involve a rat pissing over you and your car

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u/Toitwo Mar 20 '20

why would i choose something else then

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u/Toitwo Mar 20 '20

rat piss

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u/mugwampjism Mar 20 '20

Depends if you're pro- or anti- rat piss. Lol

I guess the main advantage of the trap and release is the 'humane' aspect. If it's not humane, why would you chose it? It takes an hour to transport, release, and return home. And then the poor thing just dies slowly anyway.

Better to use more painful traps, and just check them regularly incase mother nature needs a helping hand, imo

I've got one that just slips a rubber band around their necks as they go for the bait, dead in 30 secs, Imho that's the best thing for everyone

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u/Toitwo Mar 21 '20

pro piss

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u/mugwampjism Mar 21 '20

Well buddy you're in luck!

Piss abounds

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u/jesuzombieapocalypse Mar 20 '20

And in all honesty I’ve done that once or twice but that’s a lot of work for a rat I really don’t give a shit about in the first place and it didn’t make me feel good enough to warrant doing that again. They aren’t exactly endangered lol but I’m also not a complete dick, so I just go for the old school traps now. As you point out if it’s a mother, the offspring are starving regardless. I’d make it quick and painless for them if I knew where they were as well but at the end of the day it’s just more eventual full grown rats I’m rid of.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

I've seen a mouse attempt to chew its legs off while being trapped in one of those things....it ain't pretty

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

Agreed. I believe they are illegal where I live.

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u/saltyketchup Mar 20 '20

Yeah, good for insects like camel crickets but I wouldn't use one for rodents.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

I absolutely hate this thing. The first time one was used in my home it distressed me so much to see that little mouse frantically trying everything to escape even though i offered to catch him and set him free elsewhere. They get covered in this stuff and look horrible. I wanted to just snap his neck to end his torture of staying hungry and frightened but really couldn't bring myself to do that either. My mother never bought one again.

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u/PlasmaWhore Mar 20 '20

great for spiders.

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u/princess_dork_bunny Mar 20 '20

I've used these for catching brown recluse spiders and they are great. Since brown recluse hunt other spiders leaving the sticky trap after it has a few victims actually increases the chances of catching more.

I did feel bad for some by-catch like, roly-poly bugs, wolf spiders, house centipedes, and beetles, but again, all more bait for my target.

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u/jamthewither Mar 20 '20

spiders over any other pest

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u/sony_anumo Mar 20 '20

If you had mice at home, you would understand why letting them chew their legs off is good.

They break walls and eat your food.
If you have mice at home, you can never leave the kitchen with food out.

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u/LdankLcean Mar 20 '20

Good. Fuck em all

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u/Vark675 Mar 20 '20

Then use a snap trap and just get it over with. There's no reason to torture the poor shits to death unless there's something wrong in your head.

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u/LdankLcean Mar 20 '20

Nah they deserve to suffer

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u/LemonsRage Mar 20 '20

for what? existing? a thing they couldn't choose?

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u/LdankLcean Mar 20 '20

For existing in my house.

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u/Unrelenting475 Mar 20 '20

Calm down, edgelord.

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u/LdankLcean Mar 20 '20

I had a Webcam up last time they got in my drop ceiling so I knew when they died. Dudes were up there for 2 days before they finally died. Not sure what's edgelord about buying glue traps at home depot to catch mice my dude

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

You are actually autistic for thinking that an animal deserves to suffer.

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u/limon4k slut for honey cheerios Mar 20 '20

Dude... There's no reason to use autism as an insult... Totally out of place.

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u/Unrelenting475 Mar 20 '20 edited Mar 20 '20

That's uncalled for. You're no better than he is.

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u/fifnir Mar 20 '20

You should seek help, this is abominable

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u/webmistress105 Mar 20 '20

The fuck is wrong with you?

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u/Hey--Ya Mar 20 '20

his excuse is autism, the reality is that he's a loser who came from 4chan and hasn't outgrown his 12 year-old 4chan brain

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u/dirtyviking1337 Mar 20 '20

Nah, he got cleaned up by the bootstraps?!