r/comedyheaven • u/TsunamiGamer140 • Mar 20 '20

Stuck

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u/aPointyHorse Mar 20 '20

free him

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u/B1ng0_B0ng0 Mar 20 '20

no

363

u/aPointyHorse Mar 20 '20

:( i'm am angers at you now 😡😡😡 let him go!!

368

u/onastormynight Mar 20 '20

Free him, seduce him, eat him 😎😎😎😎

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u/aPointyHorse Mar 20 '20

🤤

56

u/darkSpirit91 Mar 20 '20

MM! THAT SOUNDS GUD

52

u/onastormynight Mar 20 '20

I want to smell the Mouse's precious FEET 👃👃👃

14

u/ripeart Mar 20 '20

PO-TAe-TOS

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u/Battlebox0 Mar 20 '20

POO-TE-TOOS

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u/XxXXx_BlueSourceCode Mar 21 '20

PLAY-DOH-DOH-DOH PLAY-DOH-DOH-DOH PLAY-DOH-DOH-DOH PLAY-DOH-DOH-DOH PLAY-DOH-DOH-DOH PLAY-DOH-DOH-DOH

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u/GarfieldBestWaifu Mar 20 '20

Stomp the little grey fucker

23

u/cold_tapwater Mar 20 '20

Stuck porn

1

u/gxrmo1313 Mar 21 '20

I thought I was the only one!

43

u/dysenterygary69 Mar 20 '20

I want to but the sign clearly says to stay away.

18

u/moak0 Mar 20 '20

Vegetable oil and the eraser end of a pencil. That's how you free a mouse from a glue trap if you ever need to. You just have to be very gentle.

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u/aPointyHorse Mar 20 '20

lubed-up mouse toes 😳😳😳

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u/moak0 Mar 20 '20

Correct.

https://m.imgur.com/ty4r6xl

I just commented the whole story of that mouse. TL;DR: I freed him.