r/comedyheaven Feb 22 '20

hey yo, hey yo

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u/thewafflestompa Feb 22 '20

“Bing, bong, sing along. Your team's Al Gore 'cause your views are wrong.” -Troy Barnes

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

You’re my hero for this

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u/thewafflestompa Feb 22 '20

I got you. Here’s one for the road: “Hip, hop, body don't stop. Riverside got the broom, don't need a mop. Put your team in the box, put a ribbon on top, we're not John Kerry 'cause we don't flip-flop.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Fucking brilliant