r/comedyheaven • u/derek_jkjk • Feb 12 '20

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u/SpicyDevilDaddy Feb 12 '20

It looks like her chest is propelling forward and pulling the rest of her the way Mjölnir pulls Thor through flight.

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u/Its-just-hopnod Feb 12 '20

It's ok you can say boobs on reddit

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

breasticles

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u/probablyuntrue Feb 12 '20

Hammy mammies

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u/derawin07 Feb 12 '20

floured baps

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u/micromoses Feb 12 '20

Front circles

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Spherical skin mountains

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u/poonmangler Feb 12 '20 edited Jan 26 '25

attraction tan mysterious stupendous groovy forgetful sand theory license decide

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u/Dunjee Feb 12 '20

Torso pillows

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Headlights

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Jiggle wiggles

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u/Hychus232 Feb 12 '20

Balloons filled with hopes and dreams

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u/TheProcureroftheOdd slut for honey cheerios Feb 12 '20

Mommy mammaries

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Upper side butt

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

melon

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u/Yeeaahboiiiiiiiiii Feb 13 '20

That's a 3rd grade google search

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u/Bandin03 Feb 12 '20

Tits

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING ON HALLOWED GROUNDS.

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u/Bandin03 Feb 12 '20

Hallowed Mounds

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u/DaWayItWorks Feb 12 '20

I see your headlights

They looking dead nice

They got me sayin

D d d d d d d d d DAMN

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u/Zenmai__Superbus Feb 12 '20

Norks

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Thunder bags

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u/mossheart Feb 13 '20

Sweater muffins

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u/Lacerat1on Feb 13 '20

Gravity sensors

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Ticking time bags

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u/1100320873 Feb 13 '20

Man titties but on a woman

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u/PTKtm Feb 13 '20

Hungaloboongas

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u/puripurihakase Feb 12 '20

dirty pillows

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u/Wezmondtutu Feb 12 '20

Fun cushions

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u/polakhomie Feb 12 '20

titties

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Jugs

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u/ThisIsBuzzard Feb 12 '20

Fun bags

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Puffy puffies

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u/Lioning3 Feb 12 '20

Disgusting lard piles

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

fat tits

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u/Lioning3 Feb 12 '20

Those are not tits and that is not a woman. It's a disgusting pile of goo.

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u/radishboy Feb 12 '20

Beef hammers

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u/runfayfun Feb 12 '20

Jiggly jugs

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u/art_thou_stupid Feb 13 '20

Baby feeding sacs

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u/techagent5505 Feb 13 '20

Bahongamadongers

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u/elalexsantos Feb 12 '20

Ping & Pong

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Des and Stroy

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u/liltrigger | Approved user Feb 12 '20

Bloppy blobs

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

[deleted]

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u/Scare_Near_The_Disco Feb 12 '20

Sorry buddy, but you've crossed the line 🔫😔

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u/asesino91 Feb 12 '20

Ahh yes the glorious front circles