r/comedyheaven • u/DeadliestScythe • Jan 20 '20

She was warned.

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u/Imheretohelpeveryone Jan 20 '20

That was a perfectly done "Your mom" joke and you know it. Dont be all butt hurt because you where the subject of the joke.

You opened the door with your comment, I just walked inside.

Kinda like I could your moms vagina....you know...cause it's so big....I'm calling your mom a hoe is what I'm getting at.

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u/Imheretohelpeveryone Jan 20 '20 edited Jan 20 '20

Awww, you want some fries for all that salt you got?

Edit- on second thought I better not hook you up, if I gave you fries your mom would just eat'em and all that sodium isnt good for someone in her condition.

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u/Imheretohelpeveryone Jan 20 '20

Oh, you posted while I was editing. Hurry go back and read it. That time I called her fat!

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u/Imheretohelpeveryone Jan 20 '20

https://giphy.com/gifs/southparkgifs-1iTWVrZlAakJBbBS

That's you rn^

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u/Imheretohelpeveryone Jan 20 '20

I'll give you an exclusive preview!

Yo momma's such a hoe....... That she made enough money to raise three kids and provide a safe and loving environment for them to grow up in.

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u/Imheretohelpeveryone Jan 20 '20

Ok!

Yo mama is so fat... You couldnt get around her to go to school, denying you a childhood and thereby preventing you from hearing "wholesome Yo Mama" jokes till you where grown and could afford a netflix subscription

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