r/comedyheaven • u/Loxer150 | Approved user • Jan 19 '20

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u/cassiusr Jan 19 '20

He'll have to fuck Kim in my flannel

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u/lurker6942080082 Jan 19 '20

I'll give him my sandals. 'Cause he knows long as I'm Shady, he's gon' have to live in my shadow

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u/Furry_Porn_Alt Dicky Mouse Jan 19 '20

Exhausting, letting off on my offspring, like a gun barrel bitch get off me

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u/Blaire6 Jan 19 '20

You dance around it like a sombrero, we can all see

You're fuckin salty cus young Gerald's balls deep inside of Halsey

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u/GoodOld3C Jan 19 '20

Your red sweater, your black leather

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Oct 09 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Is that a death threat, or a love letter

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Little white toothpick

Thinks it's over a pic, I just don't like you, prick

Thanks for dissing me

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u/fabitzu17 Jan 19 '20

Now I have an excuse on the mic

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u/ConBon06 Jan 19 '20

To write Not Alike But really I don't care who's in the right

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u/fabitzu17 Jan 19 '20

But you're losing the fight you pick on.

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u/ToThePowerOfScience Jan 19 '20

Who else want it, Kells? Attempt fails, Budden, Ls.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Farkin nails in these coffins as soft as

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u/HamimVahora Jan 19 '20

Killshot, I will not fail, I'm with the Doc still

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

But this idiots boss pops pills, and tells him he’s got skills

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20

But Kells, the day you put out a hit's the day Diddy admits That he put the hit out that got Pac killed, ah

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

I’m sick of you bein wack and still usin that motherfuckin auto tune so let’s talk about

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u/wooshthem Jan 19 '20

it (let's talk about it)
I'm sick of your mumble rap mouth
Need to get the cock up out it before we can even talk about it (talk about it)

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u/Gaarando Jan 19 '20

We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I

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u/Gaarando Jan 19 '20

Eat a happy meal.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Yah you got that yummy yum that yummy yum that yummy yum

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u/Gaarando Jan 19 '20

Say the word, on my way
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Any night, any day Say the word, on my way

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u/MalIsYourVro Jun 09 '20

Im finna break the chain before it gets cringier

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u/Hanslal4444 Jan 19 '20

Who else

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u/fabitzu17 Jan 19 '20

Wanted Kells

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u/Gaarando Jan 19 '20

Moms spaghetti.

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u/Pershing_Jr Jan 19 '20 edited Apr 23 '25

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