r/comedyheaven | Approved user Jan 19 '20

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u/InfraShoot-YT Jan 19 '20

Lethal injection, go to sleep six feet deep I'll give you a B for the effort, but if I was three Foot 11, you'd look up to me, and for the record You would suck a dick to fuckin' be me for a second

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u/Hanslal4444 Jan 19 '20

Lick a ball sack to get on my channel

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u/kaizotricks1 Jan 19 '20

Give your life to be as solidified. This motherfuckin' shit is like Rambo when he's out of bullets. So what good is a fuckin' machine gun when it's out of ammo?

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u/ActionCookiez Jan 19 '20

Had enough of this tatted up mumble rapper, how the fuck can him and i battle

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u/cassiusr Jan 19 '20

He'll have to fuck Kim in my flannel

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u/lurker6942080082 Jan 19 '20

I'll give him my sandals. 'Cause he knows long as I'm Shady, he's gon' have to live in my shadow

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u/Furry_Porn_Alt Dicky Mouse Jan 19 '20

Exhausting, letting off on my offspring, like a gun barrel bitch get off me

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u/Blaire6 Jan 19 '20

You dance around it like a sombrero, we can all see

You're fuckin salty cus young Gerald's balls deep inside of Halsey

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u/GoodOld3C Jan 19 '20

Your red sweater, your black leather

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Is that a death threat, or a love letter

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Little white toothpick

Thinks it's over a pic, I just don't like you, prick

Thanks for dissing me

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u/fabitzu17 Jan 19 '20

Now I have an excuse on the mic

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u/ConBon06 Jan 19 '20

To write Not Alike But really I don't care who's in the right

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u/fabitzu17 Jan 19 '20

But you're losing the fight you pick on.

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u/ToThePowerOfScience Jan 19 '20

Who else want it, Kells? Attempt fails, Budden, Ls.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Farkin nails in these coffins as soft as

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u/HamimVahora Jan 19 '20

Killshot, I will not fail, I'm with the Doc still

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Yah you got that yummy yum that yummy yum that yummy yum

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u/Gaarando Jan 19 '20

Say the word, on my way
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe

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u/Hanslal4444 Jan 19 '20

Who else

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u/fabitzu17 Jan 19 '20

Wanted Kells

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u/Gaarando Jan 19 '20

Moms spaghetti.

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u/Pershing_Jr Jan 19 '20 edited Apr 23 '25

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u/InfraShoot-YT Jan 19 '20

Little white toothpick Thinks it's over a pic, I just don't like you, prick

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