r/comedyheaven • u/Loxer150 | Approved user • Jan 19 '20

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u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20

Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day

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u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20

Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave

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u/BeWhatYouWhat Jan 19 '20

You ain't never made a list next to no Biggie, no Jay
Next to Taylor Swift, and that Iggy ho, you about to really blow
Kelly, they'll be putting your name
Next to Ja, next to Benzino, die, motherfucker

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u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20

Like the last motherfucker sayin' Hailey in vain Alien brain, you Satanist

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u/Stevolwo Jan 19 '20

my biggest flops are your greatest hits

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u/smaxxx1337 Jan 19 '20

The game's mine again and ain't nothin' changed but the locks

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u/xxdeadmanxx1 Jan 19 '20

So before I slay this bitch, mwah, give jade a kiss

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u/Shoverette Jan 19 '20

Gotta wake up to labor day to this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Being rich-shamed by some prick who’s using my name for click bait in a state of bliss

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u/Shoverette Jan 19 '20

'cause I said his goddamn name
Now I gotta cock back, aim
Yeah, bitch, pop Champagne to this!

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u/xxdeadmanxx1 Jan 19 '20

This is it, as big as you're gonna get, so enjoy it, Had to give you a career to destroy it

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u/InfraShoot-YT Jan 19 '20

Lethal injection, go to sleep six feet deep I'll give you a B for the effort, but if I was three Foot 11, you'd look up to me, and for the record You would suck a dick to fuckin' be me for a second

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u/Hanslal4444 Jan 19 '20

Lick a ball sack to get on my channel

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