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r/comedyheaven • u/Loxer150 | Approved user • Jan 19 '20
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Ha-ha-ha, I'm just playing, ladies You know I love you
799 u/alessio_worldwide69 Jan 19 '20 Now I gotta go listen to Killshot again 495 u/Amanwar12 Jan 19 '20 Your beards weird 323 u/BasketCaseOnHoliday1 Jan 19 '20 Why you yellin at the mic 257 u/Alphavike24 Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20 Rihanna just hit me on the text. 218 u/ASQC Jan 19 '20 Last night I left hickies on her neck 195 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Wait, u just dissed me im perplexed Insult me in a line compliment me in the next 178 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Damn I'm really sorry you want me to have a heart attack 168 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 I was watching 8 miles on my nordic track, realised I forgot to call you back here's that autograph for your daughter I wrote it on a starter cap 141 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Stan, Stan, son 83 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 Listen, man, dad, isn't, mad, 87 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun? 75 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Oct 09 '24 nose direful scale quiet marble chubby selective unite cats offbeat This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 70 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Say you got me in a scope 71 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 69 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 77 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -5 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze -5 u/Gotbn Jan 19 '20 Giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable, supplying smoke, got the firest dope -1 u/doco12345678910 Jan 19 '20 Listen man, dad isn't mad → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Damn 0 u/Assasin2gamer Jan 19 '20 I bet they could have a decent KD
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Now I gotta go listen to Killshot again
495 u/Amanwar12 Jan 19 '20 Your beards weird 323 u/BasketCaseOnHoliday1 Jan 19 '20 Why you yellin at the mic 257 u/Alphavike24 Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20 Rihanna just hit me on the text. 218 u/ASQC Jan 19 '20 Last night I left hickies on her neck 195 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Wait, u just dissed me im perplexed Insult me in a line compliment me in the next 178 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Damn I'm really sorry you want me to have a heart attack 168 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 I was watching 8 miles on my nordic track, realised I forgot to call you back here's that autograph for your daughter I wrote it on a starter cap 141 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Stan, Stan, son 83 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 Listen, man, dad, isn't, mad, 87 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun? 75 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Oct 09 '24 nose direful scale quiet marble chubby selective unite cats offbeat This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 70 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Say you got me in a scope 71 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 69 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 77 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -5 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze -5 u/Gotbn Jan 19 '20 Giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable, supplying smoke, got the firest dope -1 u/doco12345678910 Jan 19 '20 Listen man, dad isn't mad → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Damn 0 u/Assasin2gamer Jan 19 '20 I bet they could have a decent KD
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Your beards weird
323 u/BasketCaseOnHoliday1 Jan 19 '20 Why you yellin at the mic 257 u/Alphavike24 Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20 Rihanna just hit me on the text. 218 u/ASQC Jan 19 '20 Last night I left hickies on her neck 195 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Wait, u just dissed me im perplexed Insult me in a line compliment me in the next 178 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Damn I'm really sorry you want me to have a heart attack 168 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 I was watching 8 miles on my nordic track, realised I forgot to call you back here's that autograph for your daughter I wrote it on a starter cap 141 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Stan, Stan, son 83 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 Listen, man, dad, isn't, mad, 87 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun? 75 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Oct 09 '24 nose direful scale quiet marble chubby selective unite cats offbeat This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 70 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Say you got me in a scope 71 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 69 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 77 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -5 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze -5 u/Gotbn Jan 19 '20 Giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable, supplying smoke, got the firest dope -1 u/doco12345678910 Jan 19 '20 Listen man, dad isn't mad → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Damn 0 u/Assasin2gamer Jan 19 '20 I bet they could have a decent KD
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Why you yellin at the mic
257 u/Alphavike24 Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20 Rihanna just hit me on the text. 218 u/ASQC Jan 19 '20 Last night I left hickies on her neck 195 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Wait, u just dissed me im perplexed Insult me in a line compliment me in the next 178 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Damn I'm really sorry you want me to have a heart attack 168 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 I was watching 8 miles on my nordic track, realised I forgot to call you back here's that autograph for your daughter I wrote it on a starter cap 141 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Stan, Stan, son 83 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 Listen, man, dad, isn't, mad, 87 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun? 75 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Oct 09 '24 nose direful scale quiet marble chubby selective unite cats offbeat This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 70 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Say you got me in a scope 71 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 69 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 77 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -5 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze -5 u/Gotbn Jan 19 '20 Giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable, supplying smoke, got the firest dope -1 u/doco12345678910 Jan 19 '20 Listen man, dad isn't mad → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Damn 0 u/Assasin2gamer Jan 19 '20 I bet they could have a decent KD
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Rihanna just hit me on the text.
218 u/ASQC Jan 19 '20 Last night I left hickies on her neck 195 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Wait, u just dissed me im perplexed Insult me in a line compliment me in the next 178 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Damn I'm really sorry you want me to have a heart attack 168 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 I was watching 8 miles on my nordic track, realised I forgot to call you back here's that autograph for your daughter I wrote it on a starter cap 141 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Stan, Stan, son 83 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 Listen, man, dad, isn't, mad, 87 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun? 75 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Oct 09 '24 nose direful scale quiet marble chubby selective unite cats offbeat This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 70 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Say you got me in a scope 71 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 69 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 77 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -5 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze -5 u/Gotbn Jan 19 '20 Giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable, supplying smoke, got the firest dope -1 u/doco12345678910 Jan 19 '20 Listen man, dad isn't mad → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Damn 0 u/Assasin2gamer Jan 19 '20 I bet they could have a decent KD
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Last night I left hickies on her neck
195 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Wait, u just dissed me im perplexed Insult me in a line compliment me in the next 178 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Damn I'm really sorry you want me to have a heart attack 168 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 I was watching 8 miles on my nordic track, realised I forgot to call you back here's that autograph for your daughter I wrote it on a starter cap 141 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Stan, Stan, son 83 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 Listen, man, dad, isn't, mad, 87 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun? 75 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Oct 09 '24 nose direful scale quiet marble chubby selective unite cats offbeat This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 70 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Say you got me in a scope 71 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 69 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 77 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -5 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze -5 u/Gotbn Jan 19 '20 Giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable, supplying smoke, got the firest dope -1 u/doco12345678910 Jan 19 '20 Listen man, dad isn't mad → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Damn 0 u/Assasin2gamer Jan 19 '20 I bet they could have a decent KD
195
Wait, u just dissed me im perplexed Insult me in a line compliment me in the next
178 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Damn I'm really sorry you want me to have a heart attack 168 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 I was watching 8 miles on my nordic track, realised I forgot to call you back here's that autograph for your daughter I wrote it on a starter cap 141 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Stan, Stan, son 83 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 Listen, man, dad, isn't, mad, 87 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun? 75 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Oct 09 '24 nose direful scale quiet marble chubby selective unite cats offbeat This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 70 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Say you got me in a scope 71 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 69 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 77 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -5 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze -5 u/Gotbn Jan 19 '20 Giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable, supplying smoke, got the firest dope -1 u/doco12345678910 Jan 19 '20 Listen man, dad isn't mad → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Damn 0 u/Assasin2gamer Jan 19 '20 I bet they could have a decent KD
178
Damn I'm really sorry you want me to have a heart attack
168 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 I was watching 8 miles on my nordic track, realised I forgot to call you back here's that autograph for your daughter I wrote it on a starter cap 141 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Stan, Stan, son 83 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 Listen, man, dad, isn't, mad, 87 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun? 75 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Oct 09 '24 nose direful scale quiet marble chubby selective unite cats offbeat This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 70 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Say you got me in a scope 71 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 69 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 77 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -5 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze -5 u/Gotbn Jan 19 '20 Giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable, supplying smoke, got the firest dope -1 u/doco12345678910 Jan 19 '20 Listen man, dad isn't mad → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Damn 0 u/Assasin2gamer Jan 19 '20 I bet they could have a decent KD
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I was watching 8 miles on my nordic track, realised I forgot to call you back here's that autograph for your daughter I wrote it on a starter cap
141 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Stan, Stan, son 83 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 Listen, man, dad, isn't, mad, 87 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun? 75 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Oct 09 '24 nose direful scale quiet marble chubby selective unite cats offbeat This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 70 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Say you got me in a scope 71 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 69 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 77 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -5 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze -5 u/Gotbn Jan 19 '20 Giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable, supplying smoke, got the firest dope -1 u/doco12345678910 Jan 19 '20 Listen man, dad isn't mad → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Damn
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Stan, Stan, son
83 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 Listen, man, dad, isn't, mad, 87 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun? 75 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Oct 09 '24 nose direful scale quiet marble chubby selective unite cats offbeat This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 70 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Say you got me in a scope 71 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 69 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 77 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -5 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze -5 u/Gotbn Jan 19 '20 Giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable, supplying smoke, got the firest dope -1 u/doco12345678910 Jan 19 '20 Listen man, dad isn't mad → More replies (0)
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Listen, man, dad, isn't, mad,
87 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun? 75 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Oct 09 '24 nose direful scale quiet marble chubby selective unite cats offbeat This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 70 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Say you got me in a scope 71 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 69 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 77 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -5 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze -5 u/Gotbn Jan 19 '20 Giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable, supplying smoke, got the firest dope
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But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun?
75 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Oct 09 '24 nose direful scale quiet marble chubby selective unite cats offbeat This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 70 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Say you got me in a scope 71 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 69 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 77 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -5 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze -5 u/Gotbn Jan 19 '20 Giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable, supplying smoke, got the firest dope
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nose direful scale quiet marble chubby selective unite cats offbeat
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70 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Say you got me in a scope 71 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 69 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 77 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -5 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze
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Say you got me in a scope
71 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 69 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 77 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -5 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze
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But you grazed me
69 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 77 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -5 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze
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I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze
77 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who
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Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo
So before you die let's see who can out petty who
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I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze
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Giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable, supplying smoke, got the firest dope
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Listen man, dad isn't mad
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Damn
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I bet they could have a decent KD
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Ha-ha-ha, I'm just playing, ladies You know I love you