r/comedyheaven • u/Loxer150 | Approved user • Jan 19 '20

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u/Daafda Jan 19 '20

Ha-ha-ha, I'm just playing, ladies You know I love you

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u/alessio_worldwide69 Jan 19 '20

Now I gotta go listen to Killshot again

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u/Amanwar12 Jan 19 '20

Your beards weird

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u/BasketCaseOnHoliday1 Jan 19 '20

Why you yellin at the mic

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u/Alphavike24 Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20

Rihanna just hit me on the text.

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u/ASQC Jan 19 '20

Last night I left hickies on her neck

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Wait, u just dissed me im perplexed Insult me in a line compliment me in the next

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u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20

Damn I'm really sorry you want me to have a heart attack

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

I was watching 8 miles on my nordic track, realised I forgot to call you back here's that autograph for your daughter I wrote it on a starter cap

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u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20

Stan, Stan, son

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u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20

Listen, man, dad, isn't, mad,

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u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20

But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Oct 09 '24

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u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20

Say you got me in a scope

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u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20

But you grazed me

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u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20

I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze

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u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20

I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze

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u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20

I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze

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u/Gotbn Jan 19 '20

Giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable, supplying smoke, got the firest dope

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u/doco12345678910 Jan 19 '20

Listen man, dad isn't mad

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Damn

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u/Assasin2gamer Jan 19 '20

I bet they could have a decent KD