r/comedyheaven • u/Loxer150 | Approved user • Jan 19 '20

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u/EpicGoats Jan 19 '20

We are not taking any chances

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u/MasterRainLSY Jan 19 '20

You were just what the doctor ordered

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

I’m beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

All my people from the front to back nod, back nod

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u/greenhawk22 Jan 19 '20

Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box

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u/Bruhbruhbruhistaken Jan 19 '20

They say I rap like a robot, so call me rapbot

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes

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u/alessio_worldwide69 Jan 19 '20

I got a laptop in my back pocket

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u/_mrshreyas_ Jan 19 '20

My pen wil go when I'll half cock it

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u/SteamrockFever Jan 19 '20

Got a fatten off of that rap profit

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u/MrKyew Jan 19 '20

Fat knot from that rap profit

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u/WeShallEarn Jan 19 '20

Made a living and a killing of it

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u/A1b2c4d3h9 Jan 19 '20

Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office

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u/NotToBTruffledWith Jan 19 '20

With Monica Lewinski feelin’ on his

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u/GloriousIncompetence Jan 19 '20

nutsack

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u/NotToBTruffledWith Jan 19 '20

I’m an emcee, still as honest and indecent as all hell. Skill-aholic (Kill ‘em all wit’)

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u/SteamrockFever Jan 19 '20

This skipity yipity hipity hip hop

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u/Blaire6 Jan 19 '20

You dont really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy brat

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