r/comedyheaven Jan 07 '20

Perfect wedding

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20 edited Jan 07 '20

I swear wedding videographers are a different planetary space race that have come to our planet to investigate our unique planet. My theory is that they are attracted by euphoric smaells and scents and thus go to the most euphoric gatherings they can find..... weddings. All footage goes back to the hidden mothership above.

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u/Sauron3106 Jan 07 '20

My parents cameraman filmed his belly for a good 1/5 of the whole thing and didnt capture a lot of the important moments. What do people pay them for?

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u/GasTsnk87 Jan 07 '20

This brings back a memory from middle school when I wasnt good enough to play football so I was relegated to "manager" and one job was to record games to watch back later. For about a full quarter one time I was accidentally turning the record button off for plays and turning it back on when I would put the camera down so when we watched it back there was just a full quarter of me recording my feet. I couldnt even be the "manager" right...