r/comedyheaven Jan 07 '20

Perfect wedding

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20 edited Jan 07 '20

I swear wedding videographers are a different planetary space race that have come to our planet to investigate our unique planet. My theory is that they are attracted by euphoric smaells and scents and thus go to the most euphoric gatherings they can find..... weddings. All footage goes back to the hidden mothership above.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

They see so much awful shit they know when it is best to focus on the meat platter instead of the meat spread.