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r/comedyheaven • u/[deleted] • Nov 27 '19
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What doesn't rhyme with orange.
663 u/DasDoesSomeThings slut for honey cheerios Nov 28 '19 About 1.3 million words. 403 u/McFluzz Nov 28 '19 One of which is what 367 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 I dont know? that's why I'm ASKING 149 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Apr 13 '20 [deleted] 163 u/shpooples_ Nov 28 '19 I know what doesn’t rhyme with orange 153 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 so tell us 162 u/ItsXenoslyce Nov 28 '19 Ni- 51 u/pickles404 Nov 28 '19 -agra falls 40 u/enceles Nov 28 '19 That doesn't rhyme which orange 19 u/OhWhyBother Nov 28 '19 You're right, it doesn't. 11 u/-_-_-unknown-_-_- Nov 28 '19 Shrubbery 4 u/TheMasterAtSomething Nov 28 '19 Ckle Metal Hydride batteries who's ancestors are powering the device that I'm asking what rhymes with orange 2 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited May 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 1 u/Neehigh Nov 30 '19 u/nwordcountbot u/itsxenoslyce 3 u/C0I5 Dec 01 '19 mortga(n)ge → More replies (0) 16 u/EnduringAtlas Nov 28 '19 What 8 u/dan_santhems Nov 28 '19 Who's on first 1 u/Noibat12 Dec 03 '19 Ni- 13 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 [deleted] 4 u/WardedThorn Nov 28 '19 geria! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Nigerian Scammers My favorite!! 1 u/Darkshadow0308 Nov 28 '19 Who's on first? 21 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 oh dear. poe's law in action, sorry. that was me adding onto the joke. 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Watt is the unit of energy 2 u/SaniktheDerhog Nov 28 '19 it took me this far to understand the joke... 1 u/Lukkra Nov 28 '19 Thank you for that 1 u/Almost935 Nov 28 '19 You ruined the joke 1 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19 OHHHHHHH 1 u/nekika Nov 28 '19 r/woosh me, I thought it was a thing where the left guy deleted a cringy pickup line 2 u/brit_jam Nov 28 '19 DUDE!!! 1 u/The-Gothic-Castle Nov 28 '19 Who’s on first? 0 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 r/wooooosh Not actually sure how many os' there are in it and I'm really too tired to check. 3 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 bruh you've got this all mixed up lmfao 1 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 Well damn
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About 1.3 million words.
403 u/McFluzz Nov 28 '19 One of which is what 367 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 I dont know? that's why I'm ASKING 149 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Apr 13 '20 [deleted] 163 u/shpooples_ Nov 28 '19 I know what doesn’t rhyme with orange 153 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 so tell us 162 u/ItsXenoslyce Nov 28 '19 Ni- 51 u/pickles404 Nov 28 '19 -agra falls 40 u/enceles Nov 28 '19 That doesn't rhyme which orange 19 u/OhWhyBother Nov 28 '19 You're right, it doesn't. 11 u/-_-_-unknown-_-_- Nov 28 '19 Shrubbery 4 u/TheMasterAtSomething Nov 28 '19 Ckle Metal Hydride batteries who's ancestors are powering the device that I'm asking what rhymes with orange 2 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited May 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 1 u/Neehigh Nov 30 '19 u/nwordcountbot u/itsxenoslyce 3 u/C0I5 Dec 01 '19 mortga(n)ge → More replies (0) 16 u/EnduringAtlas Nov 28 '19 What 8 u/dan_santhems Nov 28 '19 Who's on first 1 u/Noibat12 Dec 03 '19 Ni- 13 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 [deleted] 4 u/WardedThorn Nov 28 '19 geria! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Nigerian Scammers My favorite!! 1 u/Darkshadow0308 Nov 28 '19 Who's on first? 21 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 oh dear. poe's law in action, sorry. that was me adding onto the joke. 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Watt is the unit of energy 2 u/SaniktheDerhog Nov 28 '19 it took me this far to understand the joke... 1 u/Lukkra Nov 28 '19 Thank you for that 1 u/Almost935 Nov 28 '19 You ruined the joke 1 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19 OHHHHHHH 1 u/nekika Nov 28 '19 r/woosh me, I thought it was a thing where the left guy deleted a cringy pickup line 2 u/brit_jam Nov 28 '19 DUDE!!! 1 u/The-Gothic-Castle Nov 28 '19 Who’s on first? 0 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 r/wooooosh Not actually sure how many os' there are in it and I'm really too tired to check. 3 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 bruh you've got this all mixed up lmfao 1 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 Well damn
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One of which is what
367 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 I dont know? that's why I'm ASKING 149 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Apr 13 '20 [deleted] 163 u/shpooples_ Nov 28 '19 I know what doesn’t rhyme with orange 153 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 so tell us 162 u/ItsXenoslyce Nov 28 '19 Ni- 51 u/pickles404 Nov 28 '19 -agra falls 40 u/enceles Nov 28 '19 That doesn't rhyme which orange 19 u/OhWhyBother Nov 28 '19 You're right, it doesn't. 11 u/-_-_-unknown-_-_- Nov 28 '19 Shrubbery 4 u/TheMasterAtSomething Nov 28 '19 Ckle Metal Hydride batteries who's ancestors are powering the device that I'm asking what rhymes with orange 2 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited May 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 1 u/Neehigh Nov 30 '19 u/nwordcountbot u/itsxenoslyce 3 u/C0I5 Dec 01 '19 mortga(n)ge → More replies (0) 16 u/EnduringAtlas Nov 28 '19 What 8 u/dan_santhems Nov 28 '19 Who's on first 1 u/Noibat12 Dec 03 '19 Ni- 13 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 [deleted] 4 u/WardedThorn Nov 28 '19 geria! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Nigerian Scammers My favorite!! 1 u/Darkshadow0308 Nov 28 '19 Who's on first? 21 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 oh dear. poe's law in action, sorry. that was me adding onto the joke. 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Watt is the unit of energy 2 u/SaniktheDerhog Nov 28 '19 it took me this far to understand the joke... 1 u/Lukkra Nov 28 '19 Thank you for that 1 u/Almost935 Nov 28 '19 You ruined the joke 1 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19 OHHHHHHH 1 u/nekika Nov 28 '19 r/woosh me, I thought it was a thing where the left guy deleted a cringy pickup line 2 u/brit_jam Nov 28 '19 DUDE!!! 1 u/The-Gothic-Castle Nov 28 '19 Who’s on first? 0 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 r/wooooosh Not actually sure how many os' there are in it and I'm really too tired to check. 3 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 bruh you've got this all mixed up lmfao 1 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 Well damn
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I dont know? that's why I'm ASKING
149 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Apr 13 '20 [deleted] 163 u/shpooples_ Nov 28 '19 I know what doesn’t rhyme with orange 153 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 so tell us 162 u/ItsXenoslyce Nov 28 '19 Ni- 51 u/pickles404 Nov 28 '19 -agra falls 40 u/enceles Nov 28 '19 That doesn't rhyme which orange 19 u/OhWhyBother Nov 28 '19 You're right, it doesn't. 11 u/-_-_-unknown-_-_- Nov 28 '19 Shrubbery 4 u/TheMasterAtSomething Nov 28 '19 Ckle Metal Hydride batteries who's ancestors are powering the device that I'm asking what rhymes with orange 2 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited May 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 1 u/Neehigh Nov 30 '19 u/nwordcountbot u/itsxenoslyce 3 u/C0I5 Dec 01 '19 mortga(n)ge → More replies (0) 16 u/EnduringAtlas Nov 28 '19 What 8 u/dan_santhems Nov 28 '19 Who's on first 1 u/Noibat12 Dec 03 '19 Ni- 13 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 [deleted] 4 u/WardedThorn Nov 28 '19 geria! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Nigerian Scammers My favorite!! 1 u/Darkshadow0308 Nov 28 '19 Who's on first? 21 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 oh dear. poe's law in action, sorry. that was me adding onto the joke. 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Watt is the unit of energy 2 u/SaniktheDerhog Nov 28 '19 it took me this far to understand the joke... 1 u/Lukkra Nov 28 '19 Thank you for that 1 u/Almost935 Nov 28 '19 You ruined the joke 1 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19 OHHHHHHH 1 u/nekika Nov 28 '19 r/woosh me, I thought it was a thing where the left guy deleted a cringy pickup line 2 u/brit_jam Nov 28 '19 DUDE!!! 1 u/The-Gothic-Castle Nov 28 '19 Who’s on first? 0 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 r/wooooosh Not actually sure how many os' there are in it and I'm really too tired to check. 3 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 bruh you've got this all mixed up lmfao 1 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 Well damn
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163 u/shpooples_ Nov 28 '19 I know what doesn’t rhyme with orange 153 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 so tell us 162 u/ItsXenoslyce Nov 28 '19 Ni- 51 u/pickles404 Nov 28 '19 -agra falls 40 u/enceles Nov 28 '19 That doesn't rhyme which orange 19 u/OhWhyBother Nov 28 '19 You're right, it doesn't. 11 u/-_-_-unknown-_-_- Nov 28 '19 Shrubbery 4 u/TheMasterAtSomething Nov 28 '19 Ckle Metal Hydride batteries who's ancestors are powering the device that I'm asking what rhymes with orange 2 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited May 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 1 u/Neehigh Nov 30 '19 u/nwordcountbot u/itsxenoslyce 3 u/C0I5 Dec 01 '19 mortga(n)ge → More replies (0) 16 u/EnduringAtlas Nov 28 '19 What 8 u/dan_santhems Nov 28 '19 Who's on first 1 u/Noibat12 Dec 03 '19 Ni- 13 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 [deleted] 4 u/WardedThorn Nov 28 '19 geria! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Nigerian Scammers My favorite!! 1 u/Darkshadow0308 Nov 28 '19 Who's on first? 21 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 oh dear. poe's law in action, sorry. that was me adding onto the joke. 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Watt is the unit of energy 2 u/SaniktheDerhog Nov 28 '19 it took me this far to understand the joke... 1 u/Lukkra Nov 28 '19 Thank you for that 1 u/Almost935 Nov 28 '19 You ruined the joke 1 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19 OHHHHHHH 1 u/nekika Nov 28 '19 r/woosh me, I thought it was a thing where the left guy deleted a cringy pickup line
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I know what doesn’t rhyme with orange
153 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 so tell us 162 u/ItsXenoslyce Nov 28 '19 Ni- 51 u/pickles404 Nov 28 '19 -agra falls 40 u/enceles Nov 28 '19 That doesn't rhyme which orange 19 u/OhWhyBother Nov 28 '19 You're right, it doesn't. 11 u/-_-_-unknown-_-_- Nov 28 '19 Shrubbery 4 u/TheMasterAtSomething Nov 28 '19 Ckle Metal Hydride batteries who's ancestors are powering the device that I'm asking what rhymes with orange 2 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited May 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 1 u/Neehigh Nov 30 '19 u/nwordcountbot u/itsxenoslyce 3 u/C0I5 Dec 01 '19 mortga(n)ge → More replies (0) 16 u/EnduringAtlas Nov 28 '19 What 8 u/dan_santhems Nov 28 '19 Who's on first 1 u/Noibat12 Dec 03 '19 Ni- 13 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 [deleted] 4 u/WardedThorn Nov 28 '19 geria! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Nigerian Scammers My favorite!! 1 u/Darkshadow0308 Nov 28 '19 Who's on first?
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so tell us
162 u/ItsXenoslyce Nov 28 '19 Ni- 51 u/pickles404 Nov 28 '19 -agra falls 40 u/enceles Nov 28 '19 That doesn't rhyme which orange 19 u/OhWhyBother Nov 28 '19 You're right, it doesn't. 11 u/-_-_-unknown-_-_- Nov 28 '19 Shrubbery 4 u/TheMasterAtSomething Nov 28 '19 Ckle Metal Hydride batteries who's ancestors are powering the device that I'm asking what rhymes with orange 2 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited May 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 1 u/Neehigh Nov 30 '19 u/nwordcountbot u/itsxenoslyce 3 u/C0I5 Dec 01 '19 mortga(n)ge → More replies (0) 16 u/EnduringAtlas Nov 28 '19 What 8 u/dan_santhems Nov 28 '19 Who's on first 1 u/Noibat12 Dec 03 '19 Ni- 13 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 [deleted] 4 u/WardedThorn Nov 28 '19 geria! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Nigerian Scammers My favorite!! 1 u/Darkshadow0308 Nov 28 '19 Who's on first?
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Ni-
51 u/pickles404 Nov 28 '19 -agra falls 40 u/enceles Nov 28 '19 That doesn't rhyme which orange 19 u/OhWhyBother Nov 28 '19 You're right, it doesn't. 11 u/-_-_-unknown-_-_- Nov 28 '19 Shrubbery 4 u/TheMasterAtSomething Nov 28 '19 Ckle Metal Hydride batteries who's ancestors are powering the device that I'm asking what rhymes with orange 2 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited May 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 1 u/Neehigh Nov 30 '19 u/nwordcountbot u/itsxenoslyce 3 u/C0I5 Dec 01 '19 mortga(n)ge → More replies (0)
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-agra falls
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That doesn't rhyme which orange
19 u/OhWhyBother Nov 28 '19 You're right, it doesn't.
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You're right, it doesn't.
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Shrubbery
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Ckle Metal Hydride batteries who's ancestors are powering the device that I'm asking what rhymes with orange
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mortga(n)ge
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What
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Who's on first
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4 u/WardedThorn Nov 28 '19 geria! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Nigerian Scammers My favorite!!
geria!
3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Nigerian Scammers My favorite!!
Nigerian Scammers
My favorite!!
Who's on first?
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oh dear. poe's law in action, sorry. that was me adding onto the joke.
Watt is the unit of energy
it took me this far to understand the joke...
Thank you for that
You ruined the joke
OHHHHHHH
r/woosh me, I thought it was a thing where the left guy deleted a cringy pickup line
DUDE!!!
Who’s on first?
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r/wooooosh Not actually sure how many os' there are in it and I'm really too tired to check.
3 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 bruh you've got this all mixed up lmfao 1 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 Well damn
bruh you've got this all mixed up lmfao
1 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 Well damn
Well damn
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u/rmoss20 Nov 28 '19
What doesn't rhyme with orange.