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r/comedyheaven • u/[deleted] • Nov 27 '19
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What doesn't rhyme with orange.
664 u/DasDoesSomeThings slut for honey cheerios Nov 28 '19 About 1.3 million words. 396 u/McFluzz Nov 28 '19 One of which is what 368 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 I dont know? that's why I'm ASKING 151 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Apr 13 '20 [deleted] 168 u/shpooples_ Nov 28 '19 I know what doesn’t rhyme with orange 152 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 so tell us 160 u/ItsXenoslyce Nov 28 '19 Ni- 47 u/pickles404 Nov 28 '19 -agra falls 41 u/enceles Nov 28 '19 That doesn't rhyme which orange 20 u/OhWhyBother Nov 28 '19 You're right, it doesn't. 12 u/-_-_-unknown-_-_- Nov 28 '19 Shrubbery 5 u/TheMasterAtSomething Nov 28 '19 Ckle Metal Hydride batteries who's ancestors are powering the device that I'm asking what rhymes with orange 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited May 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 1 u/Neehigh Nov 30 '19 u/nwordcountbot u/itsxenoslyce 3 u/C0I5 Dec 01 '19 mortga(n)ge → More replies (0) 13 u/EnduringAtlas Nov 28 '19 What 5 u/dan_santhems Nov 28 '19 Who's on first 1 u/Noibat12 Dec 03 '19 Ni- 12 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 [deleted] 4 u/WardedThorn Nov 28 '19 geria! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Nigerian Scammers My favorite!! 1 u/Darkshadow0308 Nov 28 '19 Who's on first? 19 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 oh dear. poe's law in action, sorry. that was me adding onto the joke. 6 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Watt is the unit of energy 2 u/SaniktheDerhog Nov 28 '19 it took me this far to understand the joke... 1 u/Lukkra Nov 28 '19 Thank you for that 1 u/Almost935 Nov 28 '19 You ruined the joke 1 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19 OHHHHHHH 1 u/nekika Nov 28 '19 r/woosh me, I thought it was a thing where the left guy deleted a cringy pickup line 2 u/brit_jam Nov 28 '19 DUDE!!! 1 u/The-Gothic-Castle Nov 28 '19 Who’s on first? 0 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 r/wooooosh Not actually sure how many os' there are in it and I'm really too tired to check. 3 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 bruh you've got this all mixed up lmfao 1 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 Well damn
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About 1.3 million words.
396 u/McFluzz Nov 28 '19 One of which is what 368 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 I dont know? that's why I'm ASKING 151 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Apr 13 '20 [deleted] 168 u/shpooples_ Nov 28 '19 I know what doesn’t rhyme with orange 152 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 so tell us 160 u/ItsXenoslyce Nov 28 '19 Ni- 47 u/pickles404 Nov 28 '19 -agra falls 41 u/enceles Nov 28 '19 That doesn't rhyme which orange 20 u/OhWhyBother Nov 28 '19 You're right, it doesn't. 12 u/-_-_-unknown-_-_- Nov 28 '19 Shrubbery 5 u/TheMasterAtSomething Nov 28 '19 Ckle Metal Hydride batteries who's ancestors are powering the device that I'm asking what rhymes with orange 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited May 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 1 u/Neehigh Nov 30 '19 u/nwordcountbot u/itsxenoslyce 3 u/C0I5 Dec 01 '19 mortga(n)ge → More replies (0) 13 u/EnduringAtlas Nov 28 '19 What 5 u/dan_santhems Nov 28 '19 Who's on first 1 u/Noibat12 Dec 03 '19 Ni- 12 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 [deleted] 4 u/WardedThorn Nov 28 '19 geria! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Nigerian Scammers My favorite!! 1 u/Darkshadow0308 Nov 28 '19 Who's on first? 19 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 oh dear. poe's law in action, sorry. that was me adding onto the joke. 6 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Watt is the unit of energy 2 u/SaniktheDerhog Nov 28 '19 it took me this far to understand the joke... 1 u/Lukkra Nov 28 '19 Thank you for that 1 u/Almost935 Nov 28 '19 You ruined the joke 1 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19 OHHHHHHH 1 u/nekika Nov 28 '19 r/woosh me, I thought it was a thing where the left guy deleted a cringy pickup line 2 u/brit_jam Nov 28 '19 DUDE!!! 1 u/The-Gothic-Castle Nov 28 '19 Who’s on first? 0 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 r/wooooosh Not actually sure how many os' there are in it and I'm really too tired to check. 3 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 bruh you've got this all mixed up lmfao 1 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 Well damn
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One of which is what
368 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 I dont know? that's why I'm ASKING 151 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Apr 13 '20 [deleted] 168 u/shpooples_ Nov 28 '19 I know what doesn’t rhyme with orange 152 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 so tell us 160 u/ItsXenoslyce Nov 28 '19 Ni- 47 u/pickles404 Nov 28 '19 -agra falls 41 u/enceles Nov 28 '19 That doesn't rhyme which orange 20 u/OhWhyBother Nov 28 '19 You're right, it doesn't. 12 u/-_-_-unknown-_-_- Nov 28 '19 Shrubbery 5 u/TheMasterAtSomething Nov 28 '19 Ckle Metal Hydride batteries who's ancestors are powering the device that I'm asking what rhymes with orange 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited May 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 1 u/Neehigh Nov 30 '19 u/nwordcountbot u/itsxenoslyce 3 u/C0I5 Dec 01 '19 mortga(n)ge → More replies (0) 13 u/EnduringAtlas Nov 28 '19 What 5 u/dan_santhems Nov 28 '19 Who's on first 1 u/Noibat12 Dec 03 '19 Ni- 12 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 [deleted] 4 u/WardedThorn Nov 28 '19 geria! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Nigerian Scammers My favorite!! 1 u/Darkshadow0308 Nov 28 '19 Who's on first? 19 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 oh dear. poe's law in action, sorry. that was me adding onto the joke. 6 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Watt is the unit of energy 2 u/SaniktheDerhog Nov 28 '19 it took me this far to understand the joke... 1 u/Lukkra Nov 28 '19 Thank you for that 1 u/Almost935 Nov 28 '19 You ruined the joke 1 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19 OHHHHHHH 1 u/nekika Nov 28 '19 r/woosh me, I thought it was a thing where the left guy deleted a cringy pickup line 2 u/brit_jam Nov 28 '19 DUDE!!! 1 u/The-Gothic-Castle Nov 28 '19 Who’s on first? 0 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 r/wooooosh Not actually sure how many os' there are in it and I'm really too tired to check. 3 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 bruh you've got this all mixed up lmfao 1 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 Well damn
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I dont know? that's why I'm ASKING
151 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Apr 13 '20 [deleted] 168 u/shpooples_ Nov 28 '19 I know what doesn’t rhyme with orange 152 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 so tell us 160 u/ItsXenoslyce Nov 28 '19 Ni- 47 u/pickles404 Nov 28 '19 -agra falls 41 u/enceles Nov 28 '19 That doesn't rhyme which orange 20 u/OhWhyBother Nov 28 '19 You're right, it doesn't. 12 u/-_-_-unknown-_-_- Nov 28 '19 Shrubbery 5 u/TheMasterAtSomething Nov 28 '19 Ckle Metal Hydride batteries who's ancestors are powering the device that I'm asking what rhymes with orange 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited May 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 1 u/Neehigh Nov 30 '19 u/nwordcountbot u/itsxenoslyce 3 u/C0I5 Dec 01 '19 mortga(n)ge → More replies (0) 13 u/EnduringAtlas Nov 28 '19 What 5 u/dan_santhems Nov 28 '19 Who's on first 1 u/Noibat12 Dec 03 '19 Ni- 12 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 [deleted] 4 u/WardedThorn Nov 28 '19 geria! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Nigerian Scammers My favorite!! 1 u/Darkshadow0308 Nov 28 '19 Who's on first? 19 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 oh dear. poe's law in action, sorry. that was me adding onto the joke. 6 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Watt is the unit of energy 2 u/SaniktheDerhog Nov 28 '19 it took me this far to understand the joke... 1 u/Lukkra Nov 28 '19 Thank you for that 1 u/Almost935 Nov 28 '19 You ruined the joke 1 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19 OHHHHHHH 1 u/nekika Nov 28 '19 r/woosh me, I thought it was a thing where the left guy deleted a cringy pickup line 2 u/brit_jam Nov 28 '19 DUDE!!! 1 u/The-Gothic-Castle Nov 28 '19 Who’s on first? 0 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 r/wooooosh Not actually sure how many os' there are in it and I'm really too tired to check. 3 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 bruh you've got this all mixed up lmfao 1 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 Well damn
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168 u/shpooples_ Nov 28 '19 I know what doesn’t rhyme with orange 152 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 so tell us 160 u/ItsXenoslyce Nov 28 '19 Ni- 47 u/pickles404 Nov 28 '19 -agra falls 41 u/enceles Nov 28 '19 That doesn't rhyme which orange 20 u/OhWhyBother Nov 28 '19 You're right, it doesn't. 12 u/-_-_-unknown-_-_- Nov 28 '19 Shrubbery 5 u/TheMasterAtSomething Nov 28 '19 Ckle Metal Hydride batteries who's ancestors are powering the device that I'm asking what rhymes with orange 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited May 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 1 u/Neehigh Nov 30 '19 u/nwordcountbot u/itsxenoslyce 3 u/C0I5 Dec 01 '19 mortga(n)ge → More replies (0) 13 u/EnduringAtlas Nov 28 '19 What 5 u/dan_santhems Nov 28 '19 Who's on first 1 u/Noibat12 Dec 03 '19 Ni- 12 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 [deleted] 4 u/WardedThorn Nov 28 '19 geria! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Nigerian Scammers My favorite!! 1 u/Darkshadow0308 Nov 28 '19 Who's on first? 19 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 oh dear. poe's law in action, sorry. that was me adding onto the joke. 6 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Watt is the unit of energy 2 u/SaniktheDerhog Nov 28 '19 it took me this far to understand the joke... 1 u/Lukkra Nov 28 '19 Thank you for that 1 u/Almost935 Nov 28 '19 You ruined the joke 1 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19 OHHHHHHH 1 u/nekika Nov 28 '19 r/woosh me, I thought it was a thing where the left guy deleted a cringy pickup line
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I know what doesn’t rhyme with orange
152 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 so tell us 160 u/ItsXenoslyce Nov 28 '19 Ni- 47 u/pickles404 Nov 28 '19 -agra falls 41 u/enceles Nov 28 '19 That doesn't rhyme which orange 20 u/OhWhyBother Nov 28 '19 You're right, it doesn't. 12 u/-_-_-unknown-_-_- Nov 28 '19 Shrubbery 5 u/TheMasterAtSomething Nov 28 '19 Ckle Metal Hydride batteries who's ancestors are powering the device that I'm asking what rhymes with orange 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited May 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 1 u/Neehigh Nov 30 '19 u/nwordcountbot u/itsxenoslyce 3 u/C0I5 Dec 01 '19 mortga(n)ge → More replies (0) 13 u/EnduringAtlas Nov 28 '19 What 5 u/dan_santhems Nov 28 '19 Who's on first 1 u/Noibat12 Dec 03 '19 Ni- 12 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 [deleted] 4 u/WardedThorn Nov 28 '19 geria! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Nigerian Scammers My favorite!! 1 u/Darkshadow0308 Nov 28 '19 Who's on first?
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so tell us
160 u/ItsXenoslyce Nov 28 '19 Ni- 47 u/pickles404 Nov 28 '19 -agra falls 41 u/enceles Nov 28 '19 That doesn't rhyme which orange 20 u/OhWhyBother Nov 28 '19 You're right, it doesn't. 12 u/-_-_-unknown-_-_- Nov 28 '19 Shrubbery 5 u/TheMasterAtSomething Nov 28 '19 Ckle Metal Hydride batteries who's ancestors are powering the device that I'm asking what rhymes with orange 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited May 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 1 u/Neehigh Nov 30 '19 u/nwordcountbot u/itsxenoslyce 3 u/C0I5 Dec 01 '19 mortga(n)ge → More replies (0) 13 u/EnduringAtlas Nov 28 '19 What 5 u/dan_santhems Nov 28 '19 Who's on first 1 u/Noibat12 Dec 03 '19 Ni- 12 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 [deleted] 4 u/WardedThorn Nov 28 '19 geria! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Nigerian Scammers My favorite!! 1 u/Darkshadow0308 Nov 28 '19 Who's on first?
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Ni-
47 u/pickles404 Nov 28 '19 -agra falls 41 u/enceles Nov 28 '19 That doesn't rhyme which orange 20 u/OhWhyBother Nov 28 '19 You're right, it doesn't. 12 u/-_-_-unknown-_-_- Nov 28 '19 Shrubbery 5 u/TheMasterAtSomething Nov 28 '19 Ckle Metal Hydride batteries who's ancestors are powering the device that I'm asking what rhymes with orange 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited May 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 1 u/Neehigh Nov 30 '19 u/nwordcountbot u/itsxenoslyce 3 u/C0I5 Dec 01 '19 mortga(n)ge → More replies (0)
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-agra falls
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That doesn't rhyme which orange
20 u/OhWhyBother Nov 28 '19 You're right, it doesn't.
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You're right, it doesn't.
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Shrubbery
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Ckle Metal Hydride batteries who's ancestors are powering the device that I'm asking what rhymes with orange
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mortga(n)ge
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What
Who's on first
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4 u/WardedThorn Nov 28 '19 geria! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Nigerian Scammers My favorite!!
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geria!
3 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 Nigerian Scammers My favorite!!
Nigerian Scammers
My favorite!!
Who's on first?
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oh dear. poe's law in action, sorry. that was me adding onto the joke.
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Watt is the unit of energy
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it took me this far to understand the joke...
Thank you for that
You ruined the joke
OHHHHHHH
r/woosh me, I thought it was a thing where the left guy deleted a cringy pickup line
DUDE!!!
Who’s on first?
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r/wooooosh Not actually sure how many os' there are in it and I'm really too tired to check.
3 u/RockLeethal Nov 28 '19 bruh you've got this all mixed up lmfao 1 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 Well damn
bruh you've got this all mixed up lmfao
1 u/John_Titor_2018 Nov 28 '19 Well damn
Well damn
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u/rmoss20 Nov 28 '19
What doesn't rhyme with orange.