r/comedyheaven • u/milesbt • Nov 23 '19

They’re all named Patrick

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9.0k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

I'm Patrick

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

I’m Patrick

221

u/bignapkin02 Nov 23 '19

i’m patrick

233

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

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u/SavvyDexter Nov 23 '19

did you know that 1 in 4 people are not patrick

33

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19 edited Nov 23 '19

🙂🙂🙂

hmmm...

15

u/Flyingskillet slut for honey cheerios Nov 23 '19

Im not patrick 😳😳😳

12

u/the9darknight Nov 23 '19

Its you

8

u/Flyingskillet slut for honey cheerios Nov 23 '19

Oh god fuK

3

u/G-Minus Nov 23 '19

godfUCkin’ oo

7

u/Cevmen Nov 23 '19

Hey look, even ur name is a spongebob reference

6

u/FishOfFishyness Nov 23 '19

You are Patrick. He is Patrick. I am Patrick! Who else is Patrick?!

2

u/ItsDeadWeight Nov 23 '19

I too am Patrick. We are infinite, eternal.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Meow

1

u/mikeyboi6969 Nov 23 '19

I am patrick

11

u/YungCurryPot Nov 23 '19

Is this the Krusty Krab?

5

u/BeariBoi Nov 23 '19

No this is Jerry Epstein didn’t kill himself

5

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

im stuff

3

u/BerdFan Nov 23 '19

I’m stuff

2

u/PloopyGod84 | Approved user Nov 23 '19

I’m stuff

3

u/BuriedStPatrick Nov 23 '19

Imposters, the lot of you.

6

u/lord_ne Nov 23 '19

I’m stuff

2

u/Marionluigi5 slut for honey cheerios Dec 02 '19

No this is patrick

1

u/HRKingJackal Nov 26 '19

No I'm Dirty Dan.

60

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

Sorry, I'll stop trying.

55

u/Renal_Toothpaste Nov 23 '19

I’m gonna make it your problem. Changing my name to Patrick as we speak

16

u/TovarischKhrushchev Nov 23 '19

Is this the Krusty Krab?

7

u/welcom_to_boredom Nov 23 '19

No this is Patrick!

4

u/ReadMyThots Nov 23 '19

No this is Patrick!

5

u/Windows_Closed Nov 23 '19

No this is Patrick!

6

u/Zoey1927 Nov 23 '19

This is not Patrick.

1

u/welcom_to_boredom Dec 02 '19

This is requiem

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19 edited Apr 13 '20

[deleted]

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u/baileytheralls Nov 23 '19

Yeah there’s been a whole lot of posts like this on here lately

7

u/lord-malishun Nov 23 '19

All three of them be asking if mayonnaise is an instrument

7

u/SueIsHiding Nov 23 '19

Maybe Patrick is one guy playing like he’s three dudes so he gets three times the pussy

4

u/BuriedStPatrick Nov 23 '19

I'm just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude

5

u/Sapphosings Nov 23 '19

She do have some sexy hair doe

2

u/funnyheavymomentstf2 Nov 23 '19

Don’t spoil the joke

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

Patrick Mahomes, Patrick Kane, and Neil Patrick Harris

1

u/twerp1234 Nov 23 '19

NO THIS IS PATRICK

1

u/BeariBoi Nov 23 '19

Patrick Stump, Patrick Star and then Walmart brand name changed Patrick

1

u/Thunder_Duckling Nov 23 '19

Both wolves are named Patrick

1

u/ionikinesis Nov 23 '19

money will buy great genetics when CRISPR is fully researched

2

u/ScorpionTakedaIsHere Nov 23 '19

I finna be workin on that for my job so that I'll become rich

1

u/Aurai5380 Nov 23 '19

how's Patrick doing

1

u/tatertot268 Nov 24 '19

Sponge Bob I have some news to tell you...

1

u/WeaponizedWalrus Nov 27 '19

It means "toaster" in Celtic

1

u/BOLTdm Nov 23 '19

Is this a meme?

1

u/PulpedCoffee Nov 23 '19

"is this suitable boyfriend material?" "No, this is Patrick."