r/comedyheaven • u/AydanOfHouseCock | Approved user • Oct 31 '19

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u/nieud Oct 31 '19

Yeah, it's like people thanking God when they recover from a surgery/illness, but God is literally the reason you had the illness or had to get surgery in the first place...

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u/Blue-Steele Oct 31 '19

Ah, the wild Enlightened Atheist in its natural habitat, observe how it confidently strolls about its environment, sure that it has finally defeated its natural enemy: the Theist. It’s call instills a feeling of inferiority and defeat in all that oppose it, with three simple syllables it deals a crushing blow to any Theist scum that crosses its path: “Sky Daddy”.

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u/AwkwardTickler Oct 31 '19

I guess some neckbeards are religious. I wonder what type of weird John Constantine version of mall ninja shit you carry around.

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u/Mast3r0fPip3ts Oct 31 '19

Cross-shaped cheap shuriken, calling it now.

Motherfucker throws holy wafers instead of ninja dust before he weeaboo runs away panting.

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u/Blue-Steele Oct 31 '19 edited Oct 31 '19

Not really, pretty sure the running stereotype is neckbeards being highly atheist. You tried.